Spin Rage Me Round Like a Record

Even though a 6-person jury found Christopher Carter not guilty after allegedly assaulting a fellow spin class student who was grunting and generally obnoxious, Carter isnt quite satisfied. The Post reports the stockbroker wants the Manhattan DA's office to "prosecute admitted grunter Stuart Sugarman for allegedly perjuring himself on the witness stand during the wacky fitness fracas trial." Sugarman's lawyer claims it's a publicity stunt, since Sugarman is suing Carter for injuries. However, Carter's lawyer says Sugarman, whose testimony was contradicted by other spin class attendees, "repeated the exact same lies in the civil complaint." Please, Sugarman and Carter--take this to Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown or Judge Marilyn Milian!