July 5, 2008
Inner-Fitness Spa
After women have toned themselves with countless trips to the Stairmaster at the gym, Pilates classes, yoga classes, and broiling hot yoga classes, there is really only one final frontier of fitness to be addressed: their vaginas. That's why a physician in Manhattan has opened a gyno-spa called "Phitness," that is essentially a room down the hall from her medical practice. Per the New York Times, "At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam — in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers — to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong." A workout regimen is then prescribed to promote pelvic fitness and health.




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What kind of routine, like doing Kegels?
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Kegels are mentioned prominently, but also "vaginal weight training."
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Are you sure that doctor isn't just a dude with a wig on?
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All this proves is that even in the 21st century, there remain quacks in the medical profession.
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Per the New York Times, "At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam — in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers — to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong."
Fingers aren't the most accurate measuring .... er, stick.
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BAN NYC horse drawn Carriages and END the CRUELTY
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Um.
Didn't this happen in The Road to Wellville?
Didn't we learn this is crap already?
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I don't mind being toned, but I hate it when girls et all muscle-y down there.
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I meant get. Et is kind of the past tense of eat and that opens a whole other can of er.. worms.
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I'm fine with that, as long as she teaches magic tricks like rolling muscle contractions.
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This sounds like a service by a lesbian for lesbians.
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Here comes the torrent of "personal trainers".
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Unless you're dealing with serious damage post childbirth, there are far better ways to spend your money.