
- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: a homicide on East 17th St. in Brooklyn, a shooting on Cranford Ave. in the Bronx, and an unusual rescue in Tompkins Square Park in Manhattan.
- Gas prices be damned--NYers are a wandering group and AAA estimates that 1.6 million will take to the road for the three-day holiday weekend.
- Six reporters and four photographers from the Times set out to get the short stories of 128 passengers crammed into a Q train car. The crew managed to speak to 99 of the passengers and found a mosaic of NYC. Eight people with iPods declined to be interviewed.
- A Long Island man was charged with reckless endangerment and endangering the welfare of a child after he let his ten-year-old son drive around a convenience store parking lot. When the tot crashed into an occupied car, dad took the wheel and showed his son how to speed from the scene of an accident.
- Have you seen this alleged F train, rush hour masturbator?
- A human skull that was probably pilfered from a grave was found on a Bronx beach, adorned with the markings of a Palo Mayombe ritual. Palo Mayombe is a religion originating from West African slaves by way of Cuba; the skull was encircled by multi-colored necklaces and contained a vial of liquid mercury.
- A 1936 print ad for Schrafft's, where one could come for a cocktail and then stay for dinner in air-conditioned comfort.
- When you've got a serious thirst that absolutely must be quenched immediately, you'll reach for a Horse Piss Beer.





Have you seen this alleged F train, rush hour masturbator?
Slow news day this holiday eh?
"Drink a Sixer of Our Beer and You'll Be Pissing Like a Race Horse--or Fall and Break Your Leg"
"Drink a Sixer of Our Beer and You'll Be Pissing Like a Race Horse--or Fall and Break Your Leg"
"And should the latter happen, we'll continue with the equine theme and euthanize you right on the spot"
Subway masturbators aren't anything new.