Gothamist: Helmsley's Posthumous Mission to Help Dogs, Screw Humans

Spiritof76

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:20:46 -0500

JacqueMehoff, the same comment twice in two days? Sounds like it's time for some new material. Are you kidding? You're lucky he didn't use his regular line seen every other day, "Pb is still cheap." Speaking of which, why would he use antifreeze when Pb is still cheap?

VanessaNYC

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:42:25 -0500

Ruff! ruff! ruff!

JacqueMehoff

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:44:44 -0500

why mess with a sure thing? it's like leaving chocolate or poinsettia's out. yum yum get mee sum. of course, I've never done such a thing because I've never lived near violent pitbulls or stepped out onto a mine field full of dog crap.

Think twice

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:33:43 -0500

How psychotic is a dog owner that leaves money to a creature with no concept of legal tender. I mean the big bitch had to have known that the little bitch would be taken advantage of by, oh I don't know, every frickin' person in the world. Oh, but Leona wasn't like the crazies at Creedmore, she's a lovable eccentric from UES. May all her preposterous demands be met by one and all. Huzzah!

BlackieJones

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:29:42 -0500

JacqueMehoff, the same comment twice in two days? Sounds like it's time for some new material.

JacqueMehoff

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:51:38 -0500

believe it or not, I like dogs but dislike dog owners. remember that seinfeld episode? only I'd use anti freeze and snausages.

interlard

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:34:42 -0500

Someone remind me to set up a security firm, then make fake death threats to a dog with $12M in the bank.

robingee

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:13:07 -0500

Dogs are better than people.

Spiritof76

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:02:10 -0500

You have to look at it from her perspective. Dogs never made snarky remarks about her behind her back, unlike the commenters here. That's why they got the money.

Neil Epstein

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:47:02 -0500

Is the dog single?

mdowning

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:25:39 -0500

yeah, god forbid money goes toward a worthy cause. what a bunch of fucking assholes.

HowBoutDemCowboys

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:38:36 -0500

This woman needs to die! Oh wait...

whantmoore

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:31:08 -0500

I like dogs but damn this is the same woman who said only the little people pay taxes

sidenote

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:20:42 -0500

Another stupid dog person.

Rocknrope

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:17:34 -0500

...on this episode of Pimp My Rott.