Gothamist: Madonna Talks to Divorce Lawyer

sonyactivision

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:43:45 -0500

It's obviously a pre-emptive divorce. She doesn't need the bad publicity of a still-attractive, still-talented younger spouse dumping her aged cougar ass in favor of a passed out "Shoreditch twat" with bad skin and a Morrissey album collection.

Snoopy

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:42:22 -0500

How and when did she pick up the name Madge? That doesn't sound Italian. Is it a Jewish name?

fortyver

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:15:54 -0500

Oh good god. This is too headache inducing to think about or care about.

matty

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:57:38 -0500

Between posts like this, john de le signor or whatever and jen carlson I think I am hitting my gossip critical limit.

JMH

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:54:40 -0500

Hooray! perhaps Guy Ritchie can start making good movies again...Well, one thing that would work in favor of good movies is that he won't have to cast Madonna anymore.

JenChungsBra

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:04:51 -0500

I read somewhere today that she does not have a pre-nup. I feel sorry for any guy married to her. She's probably a demanding, perfectionist, nit-picky, critical, self-important, humorless hag. I also feel sorry for Ashton Kutcher.

Dirk

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:56:09 -0500

Wow, I'd be shocked if Madonna didn't have a pre-nup.

WesleySnipesAlot

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:40:18 -0500

Hooray! perhaps Guy Ritchie can start making good movies again...

westernqueensland

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:13:22 -0500

I don't wanna hear about what the rich are doing I don't wanna go to where the rich are going They think they're so clever, they think they're so right But the truth is only known by guttersnipes -Strummer Jones: The Clash

Snoopy

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:09:47 -0500

Boy does she look beat up. Her body is in shape but her face "Madon!"

whantmoore

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:08:16 -0500

Maybe her soon to be ex will begin to direct good movies like he did before he married that gap toothed diva with a fake British accent.

Kojak

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:04:26 -0500

I guess its because of Gothamist's speculation that she might move back to New York after dumping Guy. We don't need that hag back here anyway. Perhaps it was the teachings from her studies of Kabbalah-lite that showed her the error of her ways.

JMH

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:59:37 -0500

*looks at URL to make sure this isn't Gawker* Who cares? How is this about New York?