Gothamist: Anne Hathaway's Boyfriend Charged with Wire Fraud, Money Laundering

chuzzlewit

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:36:30 -0500

i'm still pulling for weinerdog in the battle for anne's heart.

Bubba

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:34:45 -0500

He just got caught up in trying to impress the lovely Anne Hathaway.

sonyactivision

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:30:14 -0500

Anne can auction herself off on ebay (please! please! I wanna bid!). Meanwhile this guy will be auctioning off something else in Cellblock B.

jackdonaghy

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:36:07 -0500

What's the over/under on the number of days before John Mayer dumps Jennifer Aniston and throws himself on Anne? I say 10.

Dude69

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:02:41 -0500

I want to be Anne's rebound guy for some sympathy sex.

Dude69

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:44:11 -0500

Less Shakeshack, subway romeo, and hipster coverages, more Anna cleavage!

sidenote

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:29:08 -0500

Ugh, this is like the tenth article about this guy on Gothamist! We get it, the guy is a sleeze and also happens to be dating Anne Hathaway, let's all move on, shall we?

bxbrian

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:30:15 -0500

she's so hot she even makes my teeth sweat.

lanciano

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:28:58 -0500

this guy is delusional and clearly off his rocker. Only the craziest of Italians would make up a story about being hired by the Vatican! Speaking as an italian citizen, and even as a lapsed catholic-school-girl, the other-worldly repercussions of involving il Vaticano in a lie makes me shake in my boots.

zodak

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:50:47 -0500

i'd launder her money, if you know what i mean! (i mean i'd have sex with her)

Dude69

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:36:09 -0500

Why do beautiful women make such dumb choices, a new Lifetime special.

JenChungsBra

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:16:41 -0500

Incredible. What a fraud this guy is.