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Careful ladies, sometimes there’s more than just loose change waiting beneath the couch cushions: A 27-year-old Hudson Valley man is accused of cutting a hole in a woman's couch and hiding in the carved-out space until she came home. Police in Newburgh, N.Y. say the 22-year-old woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions; she jumped up and David Joe Limones – who she had previously filed a complaint against – emerged from his hiding place.
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Crazy woman on the subway. This is too great not to post!
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This guy is a fucking Mastermind who thinks of shit like that we need him in some sort of Brain Trust
That's like a story by the Japanese mystery writer Edogawa Rampo (Edgar Allen Poe - get it?) called "the Human Chair" in which a guy concealed himself in a big comfy chair. I don't think this guy read it though. He might have done a better job of concealing himself. Wad.
This story is beyond creepy. What will stalkers think up of next?
She only felt a bump. Poor guy. Maybe he needs Enzyte.
JACK BAUER!
MissMeowy,
That Rampo story (and his stuff in general) is fucking amazing.