Gothamist: Woman Physically Infested With Bird Mites

AHT

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:44:12 -0500

If it was that bad all night long... I don't understand why she waited to see help.

Ph

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:49:09 -0500

"and other places" OH god make it stop! I can't stop itching. Ick Ick ICK!

UnrepentantFenian

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:16:28 -0500

Spiders? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.

Think twice

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:27:15 -0500

Earwigs. My nightmare made real. (Think twice scratches his cheek reluctantly).

mihow

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:49:38 -0500

coochie bugs! Horror at its finest.

rhodamine

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:23:25 -0500

shower much?

g0thamg1rl

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:01:51 -0500

"vagina spiders"

sonyactivision

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:38:58 -0500

Pet shampoo usually does the trick, but her pussy could be a tough one. I recommend a DDT IUD like the ones available under the counter in the Phillipines and Mauritania. I think the brand is "Clit Flit".

Jen S

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:06:12 -0500

UGH!

Kojak

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:57:52 -0500

"vagina spiders." Nothing a good douching can't fix. Nina Bradica must be loving all the media attention.

sj

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:59:14 -0500

I'll just go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking: vagina spiders.

Dirk

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:48:52 -0500

I am thoroughly grossed out now....

r_friend

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:44:09 -0500

I think I speak for everyone here when I say... Eww.

pete

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:03:42 -0500

and other places ...? humans have a limited number of holes. Eyes, nose, sometimes ears (usually they are sealed), mouth, and um, genitals. Time to produce a new X-files episode. (I'm old).

adamadam

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:06:49 -0500

and other places ...?

babyhitler

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:39:54 -0500

Nightmare about crashing in a plane move over. There's a new top dog in town.

Austin Baird

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:39:31 -0500

Holy shit this sort of stuff freaks me out lol