Gothamist: Suspected 9/11 Mastermind: "I Wish...to be a Martyr"

Snoopy

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:02:58 -0500

Good point about the 72 virgins Think Twice. We are not talking "hotties" here. Perhaps the gang over there have been spending way too much time with the sheep and the camels out in the desert.

Snoopy

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:58:03 -0500

How about denying him the use of a razor? He will suffocate through his own growth of excited follicles.

Rocknrope

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:30:44 -0500

Dammit, where's a genie when you need him?

Think twice

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:41:17 -0500

Leave him in solitary to wet dreams of 72 dark eyed virgins. Wow, Paradise as a brothel of underaged girls for horny young jihadis who get none in the real world.

sonyactivision

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:16:23 -0500

Bury him alive in Marion Il. and when he finally shits himself and dies, wrap pieces of him in pig's offal and ship the parts to his family.

edEx

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:12:16 -0500

cage him!

malebranche99

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:09:21 -0500

Nah, what's the hurry. A couple of decades with only himself for company, spam on crackers, naked in a windowless, elevator sized cell... should give him plenty of time to think about the path he chose to take. And no, you can't have a Koran.

Snoopy

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:59:55 -0500

You people are cruel. He needs nourishment for his body and soul. I would suggest BLT sandwiches, hold the lettuce and tomatoes, for the rest of his life. He should not get what he wants, he should suffer as he made others suffer. How about him working at a hog farm in Arkansas for forty five years?

Politburo

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:21:47 -0500

He believes in an interpretation of Islam that would reward him for his death. I say put him in supermax and let him go crazy (or more crazy than he already is).

Pizza_Time

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:21:28 -0500

Keep him as long as possible, and feed him some pork every day. If they do whack him, bury him with a pig and soak his body in pigs blood. No maryterdom for you.

Snakefist Von Thunderplug

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:15:08 -0500

He's trying to use reverse psychology. Feed him to a wood chipper.