Gothamist: Lohans Vow to Keep Family Secrets

Steven

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:59:22 -0500

Dina takes the cake when it comes to being a hypocrite. Want the press out of your lives and then have a fake "reality" show on the E! channel!? Dina, you are completely contradiction yourself. Go continue being a slut with your children and only care about the green stuff.

Toby von Meistersinger

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:09:44 -0500

How about the two feuding Lohans settle things with a classic Burr-Hamilton style debate in Weehawken? It would probably generate some good ratings, too.

Spiritof76

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:48:13 -0500

Is that an old picture? Lindsay hasn't looked that cute in a while.

sonyactivision

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:12:16 -0500

Stop marketing these Subprime Lohans.

zstone

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:40:42 -0500

Lindsay is like 40 years old. Why are they still going to family court? Never mind, I don't care.

krunkymunky

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:20:30 -0500

in other words ... they'll have tell-all books coming out soon.

Dave Hogarty

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:23:54 -0500

When vowing to the press that your private lives are off limits--except for that reality show and tabloid blog--it's always best to set the right precedent by making the announcement via a press conference.

Colochita

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:21:53 -0500

The Lohans reminds me of when I was a small child and would go find my mother and say, "Don't tickle me, Mommy! Ok? Ok, don't tickle me, Mommy!" until she, you know, tickled me. Like I so obviously wanted.

matty

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:13:11 -0500

Leave Lindsay Alohan!

Snoopy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:09:29 -0500

Will they be drivings VW's in the series? I think Dina needs to get a stiff one before she gets older looking than her daughter.

babyhitler

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:01:31 -0500

So the only good and entertaining parts of their lives is off limits? Basically, they want people to watch their boring mundane lives so they can make money off people watching their boring mundane lives. That's not going to cut it in reality television. We need Britney spears cutting her hair off and going crazy. we need anna nicole smith ODing and talking like a cracked out whore. We need Sumthin taking a huge shit on the floor of Flavor of love 2. If people aren't dying, pooping, slowly decaying and debasing themselves for the masses then it's pretty worthless television.

JRod5417

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:01:15 -0500

Lohan Family Secrets = total contradiction.

John Del Signore

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:59:52 -0500

Starting....now! Okay, now! Wait - one more press release to let you know we're really serious, aaaand...now!

slappy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:56:09 -0500

I wouldn't care if I never heard anything about these people again.

matty

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:54:05 -0500

"Jen Carlson in Arts and Events " Arts and Events?