Gothamist: Two Off-Duty Cops Jumped in Washington Heights

purplerodriguez

Sat, 31 May 2008 08:35:25 -0500

dr zippy, Harlem hosp is a trauma center, and presbyterian is not.

sonyactivision

Fri, 30 May 2008 19:01:38 -0500

I would have taken them to a spot three blocks from Woodhull and pointed the direction there.

Armchair_warrior

Fri, 30 May 2008 18:14:34 -0500

this is why they should allow citizens to carry conceal guns.

yoplay

Fri, 30 May 2008 15:10:36 -0500

bankers wear a lot of pink, hit the gym and they are azz f'ing people all the time... and I believe it makes them feel pretty masculine. I do think it would be great to remove the gyms, then they would come out fat, and they'd having nothing left to do but watch american idol and assimilate.

FrankMartin

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:47:40 -0500

zodak, Your link is an article about texas. While I wrote about Alabama. So you didn't link a story "about it" here there or anywhere. Maybe you were patting yourself on the back so hard you couldn't read.

Snoopy

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:25:14 -0500

I believe the hero sheriff of Maricopa county in Arizona gives the boys pink underwear. That will calm them down.

zodak

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:18:06 -0500

"Not sure they still do it but in the mid 90s some Alabama prisons made inmates wear pink jumpsuits." ummm, yeah, i linked to the story about it here.

Rocknrope

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:58:00 -0500

What the cops shoulda done is give them all a good piledriver, Orndorff chair style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stkVCATJhVA

UnrepentantFenian

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:34:21 -0500

Skells who smack people with chairs and try to take what's not theirs go to shitty city hospitals...slowly.

PBRK

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:24:09 -0500

Do like in Superjail and dress everyone in bunny and wolf uniforms.

savior78

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:15:06 -0500

FrankMartin, it's not about humiliating them, but about feminizing them. See, jerking off still counts as a form of masculinity. But I'm not going to even try to convince you that this is a good idea. Have a lovely pink day.

FrankMartin

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:51:56 -0500

Not sure they still do it but in the mid 90s some Alabama prisons made inmates wear pink jumpsuits. Why? Said inmates liked to jerk-off in from of female guards. I suppose the pink was supposed to humiliate them. Which begs the question, can you humiliate someone who goes to prison and jerks off in the yard? I'm thinking gloves with a no slip palms might be more effective.

jaja007

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:36:18 -0500

I love stories like this that have a happy ending.

Anna_Merkin

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:12:11 -0500

That's awesome. It reminds me of the time that some Special Forces friends of mine were out at a bar and some idiots tried to start trouble over a pool game. It didn't work out too well for the trouble makers.

nomnomnom

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:10:22 -0500

@dr zippy i think the city/EMS takes any injured people to designated hospitals.

zodak

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:06:20 -0500

savior78: i agree, pink jumpsuits is a good idea

donner

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:44:52 -0500

I'm assuming the assailants didn't know they were messing with off-duty cops?

savior78

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:41:02 -0500

i remember someone saying that they should take away the gym from prisons and teach the inmates ballet lessons instead. they should also get rid of the orange jumpsuits and put on the inmates pink ballet dresses, adorned with Hello-Kitty stickers. that'll take away the whole masculinity bullshit, don't you think? of course, this was proposed once and the human rights group went nutso over it.

Dirk

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:35:03 -0500

Yeah, those attackers got what they deserved. They're lucky the cops didn't shoot all of them.

dr zippy

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:34:38 -0500

Why would they rush someone to Harlem Hospital, which is more than 30 blocks away, when they are only five blocks from Columbia-Presbyterian's emergency room?

lanciano

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:27:49 -0500

good. serves those f$ckers right. i love it when the bad guys get more than they bargained for.

Snoopy

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:27:11 -0500

Why do they rush these bums to the hospital, can't the EMS take the scenic cruise or have a flat tire?

savior78

Fri, 30 May 2008 11:13:37 -0500

i've seen this on the discovery channel.