Same-Sex Marriage Bill REJECTED in New York State Senate
UPDATE: City To Remove 14 Blocks Of Bike Lanes On Bedford Ave.
Hamster Rides The 4 Train
Bouncer Beatdown at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club
Obama's Afghanistan Plans: 30,000 More Troops, Withdraw By July 2011
Babeland opening invite gift box; batteries not included.
Park Slope parents were legitimately (and surprisingly) thrilled when they discovered Babeland would be building a new home in their community. Now the sex shop will be opening its doors at 462 Bergen Street on June 3rd, and they're certainly fitting in well with the Park Slope stroller set.
The shop is offering up 'nabe-friendly events like "Eco Alternatives: Wood, Glass and Steel Sex Toys" and a "Sexy Mom" series. And with the smaller Seventh Ave Tea Lounge closing, Babeland comes to town just in time announcing their upcoming monthly brunch event starting on July 13th, where they'll serve "coffee and muffins and sex toys, oh my! Indulge both your appetite and your sexual curiosity." It is the age of oversharing, after all.
Take note: a post-opening grand opening celebration takes place on the 15th, when you can expect "local treats, gift bags, store tours and previews of our most popular workshops. We’ll raffle fabulous Babeland goodie bags every hour and a grand prize you’ll have to see to believe. The first 50 customers will receive a free Babeland Silver Bull."
add to stumble upon
add to reddit
tweet this
post to facebook
A wooden sex toy? Imagine the trips to the emergency room for splinters...
'nabe-friendly
oh, wait, it's a Jen Carlson post. that explains it.
Oh god. The last thing we need to encourage in Park Slope is procreation.
In 15 years, this will be a key hangout for all the adopted chinese girls...
They should sell a stroller-shaped butt-plug. No need to tell them where to put it.
Oh Good! Something new for Jon Crow to complain about.