Gothamist: Wookie Can't Force Missed Connections

baby cake

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:46:17 -0500

and no. i wasn't one of those 5 sad lonely girls from myspace. and thank god for that.

baby cake

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:39:21 -0500

sadly going on a date with this guy isn't worth the hype. trust me. he was the worst date of my life.

PanicMan

Tue, 20 May 2008 21:56:22 -0500

Wow, that.... that's very edgy. I mean, dressing in a silly costume and getting on the subway? In NYC?? Good gosh, this guy is really pushing the limits....

jterry121

Mon, 19 May 2008 18:18:53 -0500

The only thing more pathetic than a guy in a Wookie Suit is an Ex Road Rules contestant. Looks like Sunshine hit the "Miserable Failure" lottery

sonyactivision

Mon, 19 May 2008 17:18:12 -0500

NOW where's that homeless guy with the steak knife?

babyhitler

Mon, 19 May 2008 16:48:14 -0500

This dude is a douche. he doesn't care about love. all he cares about is getting some wookie on his wookie. You guys ever read that article he did for Vice magazine where he tries to sleep with a whole bunch of girls through Myspace and succeeds in sleeping with 5 lonely girls in a week and then writes about it? And he was such a whiny bitch on Road Rules.

Rocknrope

Mon, 19 May 2008 16:37:47 -0500

I find his lack of creativity disturbing.

aregularmess

Mon, 19 May 2008 16:36:11 -0500

it's peter mayhew's birthday. what a present.

jaja007

Mon, 19 May 2008 16:12:05 -0500

he should have ridden the train north. They love whacky, attention whore white boys in Pelham..

matty

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:27:26 -0500

The patrick moberg stories were a black eye to this only somewhat legitimate website.

JenChungsBra

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:20:59 -0500

Where's Boba Fett when you need him?

JenChungsBra

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:19:31 -0500

Jen loved that story because it generated a whole lot of hits on the site. And the cops didn't shoot this guy because he isn't black.

amsci

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:08:01 -0500

Ohhh, you're wrong there #4. I loved talking about the subway love story with my precious moments figurines and my many cats.

dr zippy

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:06:10 -0500

I think Jen was being sarcastic.

thedroog

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:46:26 -0500

um, actually jen, i think you're the only one who cares about another moberg/hayton story. i had long forgot about those morons until you brought them up again.

WesleySnipesAlot

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:45:27 -0500

hahaha. Funny stuff.

holyfrijole

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:41:54 -0500

#1 -- Yeay! The Chewbacca Defense! As an attorney, I've always wanted an opportunity to use the Chewbacca Defense in court, but alas, I have yet to have a Wookie client. This could have been my chance...

HowBoutDemCowboys

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:33:48 -0500

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense! Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense!