Gothamist: Papoose's Escape Plan Foiled; Remy Remains Unmarried, Sentenced to 8 Years

aveB4life

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:09:14 -0500

i would say jenchungsthong has the best username, but jen chung would never wear a thong.

sonyactivision

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:47:31 -0500

First, he smuggles in an STD and now this. That wedding cake was probably just some stryofoam anyway.

donner

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:02:02 -0500

RU Rah Rah!

JenChungsThong

Tue, 13 May 2008 15:40:43 -0500

Don't let the haters bother ya Jen, I still love ya.

aveB4life

Tue, 13 May 2008 14:22:00 -0500

Donner, love the rutgers icon!

Ace

Tue, 13 May 2008 13:53:43 -0500

An attempted Rikers wedding day breakout not news worthy?

donner

Tue, 13 May 2008 13:24:02 -0500

I agree that this is newsworthy- if only for the hilarity of the dumbasses involved... but, and this is an honest question, what would you guys rather Gothamist be reporting on right now?

jaja007

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:56:29 -0500

Vito Fosella is another nobody story. Thats not a defense.

Spiritof76

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:48:56 -0500

[10], I thought the same thing. Isn't there anything like "accessory to attempted escape"? Too bad it didn't work, otherwise he could definitely be arrested for harboring a fugitive. And shouldn't she get more time because of the attempt? Tack on another five years, your honor. Although she'd probably claim that she didn't know anything about what he was doing.

debra88

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:46:05 -0500

Amusing? Hells yeah. But really, "newsworthy"? Come on guys. NYPost.com is already taken and the readership is steadly declining. I'd like to see Gothamist raise the news-bar alittle bit.

aveB4life

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:39:21 -0500

al sharpton is blocking the 14th st PATH station out of protest for Remy Ma

Dave Hogarty

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:36:38 -0500

Yeah, what's with the hating on this story? A grammy-nominated woman who shoots her friend and is about to be sent to prison for 25 years--would it be more interesting if the woman was Kelly Clarkson? This addition to the saga is absolutely hilarious.

Jen Chung

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:31:16 -0500

This story is amazing--shooting a friend, getting married at Rikers, and the would be groom bringing a handcuff key? Come on! And FWIW, I've written like 10 posts in 11 days about Vito Fossella. It's all news.

UnrepentantFenian

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:20:38 -0500

I don't hate them because they're black - I hate them because they're morons.

tnturner

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:19:35 -0500

He's making a Tracy Morgan face. I wonder if he sounds like Tracy too? That would make this romantic tale even more intriguing.

ChampionOfTheSun

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:12:27 -0500

I think this story is pretty funny. But, mostly it's just sad that it's getting media attention. And of course both of these morons will benefit from it. The america way.

bxbrian

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:05:32 -0500

As could you with the comments. shazam!

Lilitu

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:51:41 -0500

Y'know, instead of wasting your time bitching about how boring the story is, you guys could just scroll on past. It's not hard.

j0sh

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:44:53 -0500

If you look closely at the picture, you can just make out that they are both wearing Bad Idea Jeans.

janelle

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:37:55 -0500

before this story was just crazy. now, the story gets interesting!

edEx

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:30:41 -0500

Dear Al Sharpton, perhaps you should make a statement at this point.

drewo

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:26:48 -0500

So no charges against this guy who brings in a key that could allow prisoners to escape? Because he "voluntarily surrendered" the key? So if he "voluntarily surrendered" a sawed-off shotgun that he brought along -- that would be okay too?

Snoopy

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:23:26 -0500

Nothing to say about this one. It's too obvious.

Jen S

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:22:40 -0500

Actually, this is a pretty great story. It has violence, romance, scheming... I can't wait to see what these crazy kids do next!

Nunyah Bidnit

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:21:46 -0500

Dear Jen Carlson, No one cares about this low-life shithead. Please learn how to write about interesting subjects. Thank you. Sincerely, Everyone

jaja007

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:17:40 -0500

rtd2101, this story is so lame that the resident racist don't post our normal diatribes. It's just too easy.

rtd2101

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:11:26 -0500

This is news why? This is relevant to the readership of Gothamist how? Oh yeah, because you post something about silly black people and, like Pavlov's dog, all the little gothamist racist write their daily diatribes, giving you guys $$$$$. It's getting old Jen.

jaja007

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:03:28 -0500

Jen Carlson would probably be the only person to buy that rap "song". Black rappers go to jail. Wow. I'm shocked. Proof no one else cares. The majority of Jen Carlson's references to this story point back to her previous writtings about these rappers.

S.D.

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:01:17 -0500

Bet this shows up in Law & Order.

Spear_Chucker

Tue, 13 May 2008 10:58:38 -0500

Hilarious. They should write a rap "song" about it.

bxbrian

Tue, 13 May 2008 10:26:39 -0500

ok jen, enough. seriously. just stop it.