Gothamist: Extra, Extra

CR

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:43:45 -0500

Longshoremen are SOOOOOOOOOO over - the kids are all about stevedores these days.

CR

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:42:25 -0500

"Cops are warning area banks about a master of disguise bank robber who has donned everything from a rabbi outfit to a Indiana Jones hat." Y'know - just because one is dressed like a Hasid doesn't mean that they're automatically a rabbi... In Israel you can find guys who you would say are dressed like a "rabbi" and they'll be riding on the back of a garbage truck disposing of your refuse.

Rocknrope

Tue, 13 May 2008 22:07:26 -0500

Sam Kinison's bit on necrophilia comes to mind...

chuzzlewit

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:42:43 -0500

so - what did YOU do to wind up in here?

Peter

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:42:19 -0500

Coitus upon a cadaver, The ultimate way one can have her. The inanimate state, Means a man needn't wait, And eliminates idle palaver.

Steven

Tue, 13 May 2008 21:34:42 -0500

Everyone has their own fetish. This person seriously needed him with his.

sonyactivision

Tue, 13 May 2008 20:11:43 -0500

A 92 year old woman? Couldn't he at least unwrap someone in her eighties?

sonyactivision

Tue, 13 May 2008 20:09:56 -0500

A 92 year old woman? Couldn't he unwrap someone who's at least in her eighties?

marilynnmyatsu

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:44:27 -0500

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thefacts

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:15:50 -0500

It's against the law to have sex with the dead? Hope my wife doesn't press charges.

sakebalboa

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:21:30 -0500

wow that must have been an awkward moment: security guard: excuse me...what are you doing? morgue worker: ...nothing...