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Williamsburg: Where Indie Rock and Porn Commingle

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Aspiring actors, look now further than the Morgan L stop in Williamsburg for your big break! This flier advertises casting for a little film called: "Niki Gets Lost In BushDick." The plot is pretty simple: Niki stumbles upon a band whilst wandering around "BushDick" and (to put it mildly) ends up "sleeping with" them, all, at once. Copyranter guesses that the band must be indie rock; perhaps some real life Brooklyn band porn names are in order. Yeah, Say Her? The XXX Affair? Either way, can't wait for the soundtrack!

Previously: Brooklyn loves porn; voted "the randiest place in the country."

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  • nymichi

    And why a girl/guy/ts/any-person can "sell/make business" with his body in the porn industry but not with a person in a private place?

    Laws are too stupid sometimes..

    Michi

  • petebfd

    i think the most telling evidence to this being a practical joke is that it asks to "send a video to show us what you can do"

  • funstraw

    Before you write things like this you are suppose to label it "SPOILER ALERT!!!" with 3 exclamations. Now I have no desire to see this film. Thanks alot Gothamist.

  • zodak

    HowBoutDemCowboys, you're right. i'm a dork & i sincerely love my mother (visiting her on sunday), believing her to be a saint, and i am very polite to women (sometimes to my detriment, nice guys finish last).

    guys always try to justify pron by saying stuff like that (i wasn't calling u stupid & i apologize if it came across that way) but pron is horribly demeaning to women. it just is. & i watch it anyway. because women are beautiful & naked women even moreso & i want to have sex with every woman i see. i can't obviously do that but i can pretend by watching pron.

    that's really the only justification for it. not some "girl-power" feminist theory but simply that i like to watch a naked woman having sex, whether she is underneath me or on my tv with some lucky slob & watching it, prevents me from cheating & ruining lives.

    a lot, & i mean A LOT of pron i don't buy or download because it treats women like garbage. it ruins my fantasy but i'm sure there are tons of men who like to see women treated that way.

    let's not kid ourselves. no girl wants to be a pornstar when she grows up. they fall into it & try to justify it to themselves by spouting feminist theory but they know it's crap & we pretend we don't know it's crap so we don't feel guilty when we watch them.

    i have a dvd where a tear falls down the girl's face & i don't watch it anymore. it wasn't anything extreme, just a fellatio scene. but it's like she suddenly realized where she was & what she was doing with her life. it was sad.

  • Guest

    Zodak, I like you because you're a fellow dork (from what I can tell of your posts on here), so I'm just going to let your comment slide with only this reply: You say you own a lot of porn... Does that mean that you totally disrespect women and only believe them to be cum receptacles? I highly doubt it. If I'm correct in my assumption, you sincerely love your mother, believing her to be a saint, and you are very polite to women, maybe even believing that they are superior to the male of our species. Am I right?

  • cncrocket

    The issue is not wether porn empowers women. That is irrelevent. There is no law that broadly and vaguely bans "disempowering women" The issue is that it's no one else's business what consenting adults decide to do with thier professional, artistic and sex lives (also let's not forget that there is LOTS of porn with NO WOMEN AT ALL.) You can't condemn porn on the basis that you dont care for it. That would be facism. Prostitition should be legalized on this basis as well. If I want to trade money for sex, there is no reason why the government should have anything to say about it.

  • zodak

    i own a lot of pron, (stacks of magazines, tons of dvds & gigs on my pc), so i have to laugh when guys say something incredibly stupid like "porn empowers women."

    if you really believe that, then you haven't watched that much of it.

  • Guest

    "In fact all i was doing was preaching my hate for the carpetbaggers that live in Boswyck and do nothing good for the community."

    Thank you for preaching hate. It's not like we don't have enough of that going around. And since I'm dripping with sarcasm, I'll continue by saying that I'm glad you caught my porn addiction. I will now repent and hope that my repressed sexuality does not erupt into a fury of gangbanging fruit or sundry other food items. I will also ask for forgiveness in believing that women actually have the brain/willpower to do as they please. Instead, I will believe, as you do, that the misogynistic males of this society control each and every aspect of our daily lives, leaving us no choice in our own actions.

    Thank you again, spiritross, for opening my eyes and showing me the way. I will never look at women the same (i.e. respectful) way again.

  • cncrocket

    Yeah, way to stick up for Bushwick locals, spritross. Did your family sail over from Holland and found the town of Bushwick? We are all carpetbaggers, moron. It is only your smallminded opinion that making pornography is not contributing something. It's not up to you to approve all entrants to your hallowed nabe, or to decide what art is worth doing or valid. So shut up and stop bitching. Cities and their demographies change. Bed-stuy used to be a real fancy place, and now it is a poor black ghetto- that's the lifecycle of a city. Porn is great for a lot of people and shitty for some, and it's going to be around as long as humans are. geez. new yorkers just fucking LOVE to complain about NOTHING.

  • matty

    Yes, definitely a hipster joke made my art students.

  • matty

    It's written in girls handwriting. It's probably some ironic joke.

  • EastRiver

    This has got to be fake, right? Since when do they have open casting calls for male talent in porn? And this flyer is a sign-up sheet. It would have been more believable if it had tear-off phone number slips on the bottom of the page like a used car for sale sign.

  • jimmylegs

    see, the thing is, this kind of thing happens in bushwick all the time.

  • spiritross

    Great stuff

    Feel the hate

    Don't be scared

    thank you sony

    i love you

    dont be scared

    you are dead yet

  • sonyactivision

    spiritross, I wish I had a huge secondary bladder filled with semen so I could shoot like a gallon of it all over your face. Get over yourself, ugly rape-victim wannabe.

  • spiritross

    You keep believing that Cowboy

    "porn empowers women"

    Now don't be scared

    Its Okay

    Don't be Scared

    Repression comes in many forms and is ingrained in our society so much so that those who feel they have a grasp of such issues think that when something they are secretly ashamed of being addicted to in their lives is attacked then automatically they assume the attack must be from a morally repressed standpoint that they themselves have more in common with then the attacker. It's okay

    Dont be scared.

    Sex is not sinful or whatever bs you spewed out to pin on me because you are so scared of your repression

    that is not the issue

    In fact all i was doing was preaching my hate for the carpetbaggers that live in Boswyck and do nothing good for the community.

  • berniegoetz

    Rev. Al could pass for Ron Jeremy.

  • Kojak

    Bless you Cowboy.

  • Guest

    spiritross, you have no EARTHLY IDEA what you are talking about. women rule porn, not the other way around. they are paid really well. they are not forced to work with anyone they don't want to work with. men in porn are known as 'stunt cocks' because they are there to do one thing and they don't even need to show the face. if anything, porn empowers women to embrace their sexuality instead of believing it to be sinful or wrong or whatever people like you decide to brand it to make yourself feel falsely superior.

    if a bunch of spoiled brats wanted to gang rape someone, they would do so without a casting call or the lure of money. remember, rape is against the law. consensual sex is not. get your facts straight or keep your grossly skewed viewpoint to yourself.

  • JenChungsBaby

    You're right -- I'm going to make myself part of the solution to their problem and sign up for the production. I hate the thought of a Brooklyn business not being to find good talent. The lack of a decent workforce is one of the things that drives jobs to the suburbs.

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