Jury Finds Uma Thurman's Stalker Guilty

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UPDATE: Jack Jordon was convicted of stalking and aggravated harassment; the jury found him not guilty of two second-degree aggravated harassment charges. Jordan now faces 90 days in jail for the stalking and up to a year behind bars for the aggravated harassment. According to the Times, his lawyer said his client had turned down a plea bargain for time in a mental treatment facility, sticking with his story that his behavior was eccentric, but playful flirtation.

EARLIER: Closing arguments came yesterday in the Uma Thurman stalker trial, and today the jury deliberations continue. The lawyer for the alleged stalker, 37-year-old Jack Jordan, urged the jury to “think about your lives and what you have done in your lives in the name of love. Think about the stupid things you have done.” After all, who hasn’t slept in a car outside a lady’s apartment, rang the doorbell at all hours of the night, and sent affectionate little notes with drawings of razors and grave sites? Did Ione Skye take Lloyd Dobler to court for standing outside with a boom box blasting "In Your Eyes"?

Jordan’s lawyer acknowledged that “he is an eccentric man. He has a weird sense of humor. But there was a method to his madness. He wanted to meet her and see if she could possibly feel the same way as him.” But prosecutor Jessica Taub countered that Jordan “is a smart man. This is a man who graduated from the University of Chicago, one of the best schools in the country.” And she told the jurors they should imagine themselves at a party ten years from now, gabbing about the case: “I submit that you will say, ‘It was about a stalker.’”

If it the jury decides the case is about a stalker – and not just a self-described “shy man” who’s gone off his antipsychotic meds – Jordan could spend about a year in jail. That would mean he’d be out just in time to applaud her at the premiere of Eloise in Paris, in which Thurman plays the nanny.

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It's all romantic comedy fun and games until someone gets their head cut off or imprisoned in a basement dungeon.

If he'd lose the stupid glasses and get some lasik in both eyes, they might make an ok couple. But there's no getting around her height...and his occasional bouts of psychosis and delusional ideation.

The jury did its job well.
There's a very thin line between stalking and idolatry and this guy crossed the line. Ms. Thurman had reason to fear for her safety.

Jack! Call me!

Oh, what have I done...

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Oy. It usually gets worse from here...

The UofC alumni association are probably thrilled with today's findings.

He looks like a nerdy Jason Statham.

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she doesn't tip. nor does her nanny. and that's almost as ridiculous as stalking her.

glad the jury saw through his shit--it's not about the stupid things they've done, it's about the stupid things he did.

The stalker guy looks totally normal to me! Though I can see how Uma would be creeped out by his actions.

he's not guilty of being crazy. He's guilty of being ugly. You know If he looked like George Clooney, Uma Thurman would be gushing about all his romantic endeavors that he did before they were married. I can see Julliet taking out a order of protection against Romeo if he climbed her balcony looking like Quasimodo

I can't personally speak on the issue myself, but the physical charms of a guy (even Clooney!) might be diminished by blatantly psycho behavior. I may be underestimating the power of Clooney however. Ladies?

The stalker guy looks totally normal to me!

Wearing a hoodie sweatshirt to court = not exactly normal.

Actually, they look like siblings. Maybe there's more to this story than Uma would care for anyone to know...

Ain't she married?
She spoke of her child.
That ought to dissuade this nut from stalking her.

Stalkers don't get dissuaded. The guy thought Uma was COURTING him... if she were married you think he would be like, "Oh, never mind?"

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