May 5, 2008
Myrtle the Turtle Survives Paint Attack

Photo via Gowanus Lounge
Curbed is reporting on the latest victim of luxury condos: Myrtle the Turtle. Who's behind the act of animal cruelty? All fingers are pointing to the construction workers, who have the same shade of red paint on site at 5 Roebling Street. A neighbor, and friend of Myrtle the Turtle, wrote in:
It is obviously intentional because she got such a sustained spray that it has drip marks. The face and feet, as well. It is the exact color that the excavation people use on the 5 Roebling site to mark elevations on walls adjoining, so they know how deep to dig…The good news is that Myrtle is going to be okay! Her new guardian isn't having any luck returning her to her natural shade, however, so Gowanus Lounge is asking for tips on how to get thick paint off of a turtle shell.




that's horrible!
Dude... wait, what?
This can kill a turtle. Aren't there any animal cruelty laws that can be used against these... well I was going to say pigs, but a pig wouldn't stoop to this.
Why are people so fucking moronic?
friggin hardhat knuckle draggers
Geez, someone is really Sick.
That Turtle should be taken to a vet for checking out.
I hope someone got punched hard in the face for this by a co-worker. Why does animal cruelty strike some people as funny?
What are you people crying for? Turtles are food. Have you ever tasted turtle soup? Delicious.
Pieces of Shit
it's a turtle for chrissakes,
how can these lowlifes be so cruel? wait,
they're construction workers. question answered.
this is why I don't feel sorry for them when they die in the city.
What an allegory man. It's like WE'RE the turtles man. And the spray paint is like the condos springing up everywhere. It's the people who are getting painted on man! Stop painting me down!
A turtle gets sprayed, a crane comes down.
This is how their world goes 'round.
Knowing a little about turtles, it is most important to get the paint off the skin first and shell second. I have heard of turtles with painted shells being ok, since their shell is made up of a material similar to human fingernails. I don't know the best method of removing the paint though.
#13
nail polish remover?
That paint does NOT come off easily. A friend of mine got some on his leg (he was painting the sidelines at a football game - it's the same paint they use at construction sites) and, despite his incessant scrubbing, it took about 5 days for it to fully come off.
It's nice to see that people are angry about this. It's pretty sick. Poor turtle.
Don't go near that to take pictures! Haven't you ever played Super Mario Bros.?
Contact the College of Veterinary Medicine at Cornell:
Baker Institute for Animal Health
Douglas F. Antczak, VMD, PhD,
Dorothy Havemeyer McConville Professor of Equine Medicine, director
Lynne S. Williams, Director of Development and Public Affairs
Box 53, College of Veterinary Medicine
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York 14853-6401
phone: (607) 256-5600, fax: (607) 256-5608,
email: Baker_Institute@cornell.edu
isn't this the secret origin of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
what kind of sick fucks would do this?
Take the turtle to the Bronx Zoo. I'm sure they can help. Call first, though.
Same kind of a-holes that were throwing rocks at the bird nest that time.
There is more genius and profundity in sonyactivision's post than anything Lou Reed and Julian Schnabel have to say anymore.
Please keep us posted on the condition of this turtle-- as for the construction workers: I hope whatever God deems equivalent of a punishment for doing this is swiftly bestowed on each & everyone of you.
Jerks.
damn. that's fucked. obviously i disapprove.
It was probably some cruel meathead as assumed above, but it could be that this was done by someone who didn't want to see the turtle get squashed by some heavy equipment - a construction site is not a good place for a turtle, and a bright red coat of paint might have actually improved its odds. The fact that the head and feet were painted suggests that it was probably just some jerk though.
i hope they find the person that did this and spray paints him and his whole family if the fucker even has one.