Gothamist: New York's Finest Dressers: Fashion Tips from Detectives

RoDogg

Mon, 05 May 2008 11:22:36 -0500

Detectives should make sure their suit fits comfortably just in case they have to shoot at a man 50 times or so. Make sure to have lots of room in the elbow section for reloading your gun quickly. Pants should be roomy enough to carry around extra clips. No need to carry handcuffs, most likely NYPD don't take anyone alive anyways. And lastly, make sure to wear comfortable shoes just in case you have to run down a man and shoot him a few more times because the first 30-40 shots was just for target practice. If you get blood stains on your suit due to the victim being shot multiple times, please send dry cleaning bill to victim's family. Now, why was all this not admitted in the article.

Snoopy

Sun, 04 May 2008 20:14:20 -0500

Was Sonny Crockett gay? I mean really did you ever see him get his Armani jackets wrinkled? I forget his boyfriend's name. You know that kind of black looking fake Jamaican dude. Both of them never had a smudge on them except for the three day growth look on "Sonny."

babyhitler

Sun, 04 May 2008 19:23:36 -0500

Law and order has the worst dressed. You ever watch CSI? they be wearing versace and shit doing bloodwork. I don't understand Alicia Witt, she turned down being Mary Jane in spider-man to be a gumshoe?

Karen

Sun, 04 May 2008 19:21:13 -0500

I have a problem with the way L&O dresses the women-except for Epatha. The others, Hargitay, Witt, Milena Govich when she was on, always look as if they are going grocery shopping. The guys wear suits, the women definately dress down! And, the women's necklines generally are a bit lower than necessary...

sonyactivision

Sun, 04 May 2008 18:50:59 -0500

Would you buy a vacuum cleaner from these guys?