Gothamist: Uma Thurman's Stalker Wanted "To Amuse Her"

robingee

Mon, 05 May 2008 11:14:03 -0500

"It seems almost as if Uma was courting me. We were engaged in a game of cat and mouse." Ah, yes... the thrill of the ignore. The passion of no answer. The gentle caress of GO AWAY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS! I can see how a man would be confused.

sonyactivision

Sat, 03 May 2008 21:58:19 -0500

Did Jack Jordan wear a diaper for his "cross country trip"? And did he need a fresh one right after he "rang her doorbell"? I really get the impression that this guy is a lesbian.

Dave Hogarty

Sat, 03 May 2008 18:36:46 -0500

"Jordan was the only defense witness." I find it hard to believe that Jordan couldn't find supporting witnesses. Uma's been ignoring my letters for years, but the affair we've been having telepathically since 1996 just proves that she's a two-timing double talker. Just kidding sweetie [crazy laugh].

Dave Hogarty

Sat, 03 May 2008 18:27:54 -0500

How I miss those jacked-up cross examinations [sigh].

berniegoetz

Sat, 03 May 2008 18:03:17 -0500

Jack McCoy is the DA these days, Dave. He's worried about votes; his days of oral pyrotechnics are sadly behind us.

cool

Sat, 03 May 2008 15:48:04 -0500

is gothamist stalking uma?

matty

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:47:00 -0500

Jen, I'm not being sarcastic, you made this story way more interesting than earlier posts. Weird guy. Yet somehow extremely non-threatening. Then again I'm not a female actress.

Dave Hogarty

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:36:59 -0500

"Like a clown? Did you want to amuse her like an effing clown? Did Uma view you as a stupid clown? Is that why you had to kill her?" That's how Jack McCoy would have handled it.