Gothamist: Uma's Parents Testify in Stalker Case

Ronkonkoma Ondinnonk

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:08:35 -0500

Ah! How refreshing to see a non-creepy celebrity daddy-daughter photo!

Dave Hogarty

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:45:29 -0500

True, even David Spade managed to get a better stalker than this. And by better, I mean more proactive.

sonyactivision

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:25:59 -0500

This is the best Uma can do? Others have wild, flamboyant stalkers that break into their houses and steal their underwear after drugging the dog with GHB and leaving cryptic notes all over the walls. This schlub just feels "Predestined"? God, mark her down to C list.

Snoopy

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:49:04 -0500

Oh the price of fame. Jack needs some professional help. Moving his pool cleaning service from Anchorage Alaska might be a start in the right direction.

Muscley Armed Paper Boy

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:28:51 -0500

Is Jack Jordan the long lost member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad?

robingee

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:36:59 -0500

"Jack Jordan, an unemployed pool cleaner" "the intellectual Mr. Jordan, 37, a graduate of the University of Chicago," ------------- Something is amiss here.