Gothamist: Mariah Carey Lights Up the Empire State Building

Kingpin

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:18:52 -0500

Everone loves a comeback story That depends a lot on the comeback story, and this is one I don't love. She's too sickly sweet for my taste, and if I never hear "All I want for Christmas" again, it'll be too soon.

sonyactivision

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:36:10 -0500

She doesn't really even exist: "Mariah Carey" is really just a tape player wrapped up in taped cardboard with $1,000,000 worth of L'oreal smeared all over it. ....the wig is a dead giveaway.

chuzzlewit

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:59:39 -0500

actually doesn't look bad. i was going to make a joke involving one of the bratz, a my pretty pony, and a glowing dildo, but now after looking out the window i can't. watching that looney lipsynch at 6 am is plain masochism though.

theevilone

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:26:48 -0500

They should sheath the ESB into an ill-fitting tube dress to honor her.

Dude69

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:17:45 -0500

What's not to like? Beautiful, awesome voice, and relatively non-controversial. Everone loves a comeback story. Although she can do without the yo-yo dieting ala Oprah.

Tim N.

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:14:16 -0500

Isn't she from the Guyland? Still, I like Mariah. And sorry she never called you back, Ping.

zodak

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:57:22 -0500

yeah, Dude69, a lot of haters here. she's had a great comeback after glitter & her nervous breakdown.

Lindsey

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:22:30 -0500

Hmm probably not the optimum time for this Londonista to decide to visit the Empire State Building then... maybe later...

skowen

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:10:20 -0500

Based on what I saw during her performance on SNL, if her album is #1 it just further proves to me that with a big enough marketing push a turd could have a #1 album.

Dude69

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:51:49 -0500

#4 Don't know what the hell you're referring to, probably just jealous that she didn't go the way of Ms. Spears.

mocanlagunas

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:50:51 -0500

what a whore... the ESB I mean....

ping

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:48:07 -0500

Do we also get a stale tuna/ashtray scent pumped into the Times Square Area in honor of Miss (No)Thing? Condoms and high-test antibacterial handwash might also be in order for her "performance."

Steven

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:07 -0500

463,000 copies sold yet the RIAA complaining about sales?

Snoopy

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:40:41 -0500

She has really nice fingers.

hlc

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:33:49 -0500

I believe she requires puppies and kittens where ever she goes. Hopefully they have them on hand for her to sing.