Gothamist: Elderly Woman Robbed, Tied Up in Brooklyn Home

Snoopy

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:24:27 -0500

When caught, the two individuals traced back their career in crime to a fault in the qualification requirements for being an Eagle Scout. The grandmother's aunt of one of the alleged perps said he was an "A" student and never sassed back.

HowBoutDemCowboys

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:17:45 -0500

How did a 73 year old woman manage to break free of her bonds? Were these so-called men that inept at tying knots?

Ronkonkoma Ondinnonk

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:21:33 -0500

Bring back the stocks for crimes like this. http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Heights/9417/punish.html

JMH

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:21:47 -0500

Hey! Stop being racist. Could you just say "two men"?Sure they could. They could also say "a group of men." They could also say "a group of people." It's not racist to provide accurate information captured on film, and it's bad reporting not to do so if it's available.

JacqueMehoff

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:20:41 -0500

that's cat biased news. dumb dog lovers.

Bizzle

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:50:36 -0500

I know when I go into a bodega and see a "dark-colored bodega cat sat shiftless nearby," I just walk out. Nothing good can come from a dark-colored cat sitting shiftless nearby...in a bodega.

Muscley Armed Paper Boy

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:27:44 -0500

Why can't these dark-colored bodega cats just get jobs like everyone else? Until then, the rest of us will continue to look down on them. The cats I mean.

Spear_Chucker

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:15:42 -0500

Is bodega cat a new breed? And how does it rank against Russian Blues and Persians? The shiftless dark-colored bodega cat would probably tie up and rob the old russian blues and/or persians. Afterwards, it would go to a local bodega and purchase some 40s with the ATM card it just had stolen and get its dumbass caught on surveillance.

JRod5417

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:51:13 -0500

Is bodega cat a new breed? And how does it rank against Russian Blues and Persians?

Reality Czech

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:45:57 -0500

Hey! Stop being racist. Could you just say "two men"?

Peter

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:29:00 -0500

It was the cat who planned the whole thing.

smitty

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:23:37 -0500

Why'd they have to rat out the cat?

Armchair_warrior

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:14:55 -0500

lol #3 this is like the best one yet. it involves two different races :o.

fakenewyorker

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:03:29 -0500

paging albert sharpton, spear chucker, and baby hitler

Armchair_warrior

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:00:39 -0500

i hope they get beaten.

chuzzlewit

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:31:46 -0500

i'm so tired of these shiftless dark-colored bodega cats just lying around