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Working his political connections to score one of the few below-ground burial plots left in Manhattan, former Mayor Ed Koch has announced that he will be buried in Trinity Church Cemetery at Broadway and 155th Street. The 83-year-old New Yorker says, “The idea of leaving Manhattan permanently irritates me.” So when the time comes he’ll be laid to rest in the company of such notables as Jerry Orbach, naturalist John James Audubon, and a slew of Astors.
After acquiring the highly-coveted plot for $20,000 – thanks to a former staffer who now runs Trinity Church’s real estate division – Koch checked in with a number of rabbis to make sure his interment in a non-Jewish cemetery was “do-able.” To accommodate Jewish tradition, he's having the nearest gate inscribed as “the gate for the Jews,” and installing rails around his plot.
Koch’s tombstone will feature the Jewish prayer “Hear O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One,” as well as the last words of journalist Daniel Pearl before he was slain by terrorists: “My father is Jewish; my mother is Jewish; I am Jewish.” Apparently there wasn’t any room left for "How am I doing?"
Photo of Trinity Church Cemetery and Mausoleum by Kimyo
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Watch the priests of Trinity Church pull a page from the book of Jehovah and convert his remains to Christianity. It happens.
Either the remains will get converted, or his rabbis are reformists and really can care less. I bet a female Rabbi will recite the burrial prayers.
But the trick is nice, I have to admit - put up a fence around the grave and declare that small srea a personal one-plot Jewish cemetery:)
kudos to koch on honoring daniel pearl - class act.
What's up with the gate around his plot?!?!? If you're going to lie down with goyim then do it right.
there goes the ghoul neighborhood. Geez, even cemeteries get blockbusted. I can just imagine mr and mrs. John Q. Christian cringing at the thought of having to be buried next to a jew and the worst mayor of new york. Yes, he was worse than dinkins.
I thought he lived in Brooklyn Heights...
this is disguisting on so many levels
f*ck koch
why doesnt that bastard get buried in israel, he cares more about that country than ours
#7:
this is disguisting on so many levels
name three.
Was he planning on dying first, or were they going to bury him alive?
On his deathbed, Bob Hope was asked by his wife where he'd like to be buried.
His response? "Surprise me."
#6 - Nope. He's lived in one of those big apartment buildings on Fifth Ave just above WSP for as long as anyone can remember. Never lived in BH.
#8 - Actually, no - he's said many times he considers himself an American above all. Anti-semitic much?
#13, did you really have to ask?:)
Gods bless him.
I think it's a reasonable request. I'm for dead diversity.