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- NJ lawmakers are trying to come up with a new state slogan to replace the more than 25-year-old "New Jersey and You, Perfect Together." Any suggestions?
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How about the title from the Joe Cosgriff song that made John Pizzarelli (a famous New Jersey-ist)famous "I Like Jersey Best"?
How about "Jersey sucks!" or "Oops sorry can't afford to live in NYC, settle here." or "Jersey, it ain't a laughing matter." or "Join the Jerkoffs in Jersey."
Thanks for making me want to play 9-ball now.
"New Jersey. You got a problem wit' dat?"
"We've put back the New in New Jersey."
"New Jersey! It's not for just old fat people anymore."
"New Jersey! It's more than a turnpike."
"New Jersey, Just Pay the Toll and Get Out Already."
"I luv NJ"
"New Jersey, What's that smell ?"
"New Jersey, We have greats views of the place you really want to be, New York"
"New Jersey, Where real New Yorkers now live"
"New Jersey, Nothing is congested here"
"New Jersey, Each Governor is a scandal on to himself"
"New Jersey, A special place for special people."
You know it's bad in New Jersey when they need a new slogan.
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"New Jersey: OOOOOOOWWWW!"
(picture that "OOOOOOOWWWW" like when Paulie Walnuts is reacting to something he didn't want to hear)
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