Gothamist: Passover Causing Jews to Pass Out, Doctors Say

CR

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:40:46 -0500

Thank you for not putting the word "Oy!" in the title, or anywhere in the post.

jimmylegs

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:23:57 -0500

i nominate fishermb Mensch of the Day.

Snoopy

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:04:16 -0500

matts is correct, especially if you are a goyim and start telling jewish jokes to your future inlaws.

matts

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:43:38 -0500

It's best not to drink too much at the seder either.

bxbrian

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:14:46 -0500

@7 Unorganized religion is where it's at.

fishermb

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:45:06 -0500

There's nothing worse than going to hospital for a case of charoses of the liver. (Sorry, I can never let that pun go).

Snoopy

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:40:13 -0500

A schmear of Chamitz is not so bad. A sandwich of it could be sickening.

Blairy Blair

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:35:21 -0500

organized religion is for suckers.

JenChungsBra

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:33:43 -0500

Manischewitz does have a sugar content somewhere just below straight Coke syrup, but there are some good kosher wines that aren't like that. Thankfully, I swore off extended seders years ago. I've been through a few though. Now I just drink my wine with the brisket.

JMH

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:36:54 -0500

Mmmmmm, four cups of wiiiiiiiiine...

bxbrian

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:35:53 -0500

wouldn't the wine give you a wicked sugar-high?

interlard

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:23:31 -0500

If only Moses had told them to leave the blender behind, none of this would have happened.

JenChungsBra

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:15:02 -0500

I thought from the title of this post that this was going to be about the four cups of wine you're supposed to drink on an empty stomach while trying to get through a three-hour-long seder.

bxbrian

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:11:37 -0500

Hey JDS, Thanks for holding back on the open opportunity for a religion/Jew jab. I might be a frequent reader/commenter that's more on the whining side, but that's pretty cool that you took the high road. Not a Jew here, not a believer either, just a guy that thought you did the right thing. I cleaned my bathroom last night: can I get rid of Chametz now too?