Gothamist: Picture of the Day: Scat Cop

chris scarafile

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:44:36 -0500

Not to be the camera nerd in the room, but the lettering on that jacket is FAKE. See how the contrast differs from other words in the pic, like on the back of the hat or the Panasonic logo on the camera? Canine Fecal Engineer is all Photoshop, baby!

Bizzle

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:21:35 -0500

"Quick! It's cat shit! Get that guy to look it over!" "No,no,no. I'm a 'Canine Fecal Engineer.' I don't time to be bothered with that shit." Ahhh....the poo jokes.

andoman

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:10:29 -0500

This guy at a bar. -"Heyy, so what do you do?" -"Well I'm an engineer" -"Ooohh.. like what kinda engineer" -"Canine Fecal"

HowBoutDemCowboys

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:56:51 -0500

"I know there are certainly some taurean fecal engineers on this site." Alas, I am not one of these peeps as I went a separate route than science. I would call myself a Taurean Fecal Artiste. :)

MJG

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:56:24 -0500

Why 200 feet?

Tjotting

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:27:58 -0500

i actually used to see that guy and his dog around E. 5th Street. He looks just like Lou Reed and stands about 5' 2".

babyhitler

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:34:58 -0500

I can see it now. "Is that coffee grounds?". "No. It's Brown Gold. Time to call in the CFE!" and then a WHO song plays.

Kevin Walsh

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:41:08 -0500

That HAS to be photoshopped. I mean... www.forgotten-ny.com

andoman

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:35:47 -0500

MY PHOTO MADE IT!!!

moocowtoo

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:25:01 -0500

This story stinks.

Spiritof76

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:03:28 -0500

I know there are certainly some taurean fecal engineers on this site.

Snoopy

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:54:28 -0500

Well it's about time the city addressed this issue.

edEx

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:18:16 -0500

fudge pack?

Spear_Chucker

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:08:58 -0500

They give out degrees now for (Canine) Fecal Engineering?