Picture of the Day: Scat Cop

Not to be the camera nerd in the room, but the lettering on that jacket is FAKE. See how the contrast differs from other words in the pic, like on the back of the hat or the Panasonic logo on the camera? Canine Fecal Engineer is all Photoshop, baby!

"Quick! It's cat shit! Get that guy to look it over!"

"No,no,no. I'm a 'Canine Fecal Engineer.' I don't time to be bothered with that shit."

Ahhh....the poo jokes.

This guy at a bar.

-"Heyy, so what do you do?"

-"Well I'm an engineer"

-"Ooohh.. like what kinda engineer"

-"Canine Fecal"

"I know there are certainly some taurean fecal engineers on this site."

Alas, I am not one of these peeps as I went a separate route than science. I would call myself a Taurean Fecal Artiste. :)

Why 200 feet?

i actually used to see that guy and his dog around E. 5th Street. He looks just like Lou Reed and stands about 5' 2".

I can see it now. "Is that coffee grounds?". "No. It's Brown Gold. Time to call in the CFE!" and then a WHO song plays.

That HAS to be photoshopped. I mean...

www.forgotten-ny.com

MY PHOTO MADE IT!!!

This story stinks.

I know there are certainly some taurean fecal engineers on this site.

Well it's about time the city addressed this issue.

fudge pack?

They give out degrees now for (Canine) Fecal Engineering?