Gothamist: Army's Weapons Testing Damages NJ Home, Kills Cat

Dave Hogarty

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:49:58 -0500

the cat also said "What the hell? I was only on #7! I thought that shit in Vegas didn't count!"

Barbj8

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:46:52 -0500

And now they know why the house so close to the Picatinny Arsenal was so cheap.

babyhitler

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:29:19 -0500

#6- look up sarcasm.

gregroth

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:23:37 -0500

the cat said "i cant believe this. i just can't believe this. i had so many cat things to cat look forward to."

konakazi

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:10:21 -0500

@bklynd Ha! Nice. @babyhitler Ah, a bitter person with a hitler scrrename. Like I haven't seen that one before. very unoriginal.

babyhitler

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:38:27 -0500

a donnie darko reference. Like I haven't heard that one before whenever there is a story about the military shooting shit into people's homes. very unoriginal.

The Edge

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:29:35 -0500

Yeah, because shrapnel ALWAYS go where you want 'em to.

Snoopy

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:02:39 -0500

Quality pinpoint accuracy by our armed forces. Only over shot the target by four times. No wonder so many civilians get killed during wartime. Not to mention the missing of strategic targets.

Steven

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:42:25 -0500

Definitely a lawsuit will be coming out of this no doubt.

bklynd

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:13:35 -0500

Of course, now the 10-year-old daughter is living in a parallel universe, followed by a creepy spectral cat that won't talk to her. She'll have to go back in time, cancel the sleepover, and meet her intended destiny. Because the parallel universe turns out to be worse than this one.