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Will New Yorkers Wear Nubrellas?

0804nubrellas.jpgWhile you may not need an umbrella on a day like today, if rainy days often leave you fumbling as you multitask -- there may be a solution: this new umbrella from the future! It will keep you dry while you check emails on your iPhone, smoke a cigarette, and search your bag for coffee money (the website even shows a cyclist using one).

ABC News tells us "The Nubrella is a big plastic dome that rests on your shoulders. It keeps you dry through the strongest rain storm," and it will only cost you your dignity (and $49.99 + tax).

Their reporter tested it out on the streets of New York and said, "immediately people's heads turned. I was instantly the center of attention." Would you don a Nubrella? Aside from how much space they take up, they also might make navigating the sidewalks a bit tricky given they aren't very maneuverable.

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  • Seo for J.Mann Maglana
    A hands-free Nubrella like this  is perfect for walking to work while yapping on your phone with one hand and cradling a cup of coffee with the other. Unfortunately it's just never going to make it past the "my friends will laugh at me" stage, because they will. They will laugh so very hard. It's a cruel, backwards society we live in, and it's no wonder we don't have flying cars yet. data centre relocation
  • Nunyah Bidnit

    Aside from how much space they take up, they also might make navigating the sidewalks a bit tricky given they aren't very maneuverable.



    Yes, given that they aren't very maneuverable, it would indeed be tricky, especially when you have to walk on sidewalks in front of construction sites, where they make these little plywood tunnels to walk through single file.



    I wouldn't think they'd be very stable on one's shoulders, either. Is it just a strap going from the inside front and around the back of the neck? One gust of wind and the bubble's gone!

  • alnanjez

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    thirty is young when you are seventy

  • judynails

    Why are people waiting for their Blade Runner umbrellas? I've had one for ages. Works great, and I get a lot of compliments. Just go to the Halloween store near Astor. Or if you're lazy, google "Blade Runner umbrella".



    I think the Nubrella looks stupid, but OTOH, short people can't poke me in the eye with pointy metal bits like normal umbrellas, so I'm all for other people owning them.

  • Ethan

    From the makers of the Man-Zier ......comes Nubrella. What about the Brock-umbrella?

  • sonyactivision

    Only President Bush should be approved to wear this contraption. It would make him appear...even more anti-presidential.

  • Snoopy

    Stop all this fussing around. Why don't people just call a car service? Dial either the 7's 5's or 6's if it's raining.

  • rikomatic

    I'm still waiting for my Blade Runner umbrella that lights up.

  • Fritzdecat

    tto hell with the umbrella... somebody give me the phone number of the woman modellin that goofy thing...Ming Gatz

  • TimSPC

    It won't be as bad as the idiots who use golf umbrellas. I swear, all it takes is a tiny sprinkle and every primadonna in midtown is opening up an umbrella that could cover a Volkswagen.

  • whosyodaddy

    i work in the media and spoke with a friend and heard this guy has gone through 3 pr firms in a month and stiffed all of them. the rumor is there are no nubrellas available. people are buying them and not getting them. cause they dont exist past a few prototypes

  • Meino

    Thought this was relevant

    handless umbrella

  • dr zippy

    I'll stick with my Brockabella, thank you!

  • blablanyc

    Bubbleboy approved.

  • lesgooner

    it's like the pope mobile without the pope....

  • Peter

    Possibly sort of semi-tolerableish for a woman. For a man? Not in a million years.

  • JenChungsBaby

    I already have one of those and wear it every day.

  • S.D.

    Without a doubt the silliest thing I've seen today...



    They should make it opaque so the people wearing it can't be id'ed...

  • babyhitler

    I'm still waiting for the neon glowstick lightsaber handle umbrellas that they showed in bladerunner.

  • bklynd

    Oh my God, THIS ISN'T NEWS! Gothamist drops another ridiculous post TO INCREASE THEIR HIT COUNT. BLAAAAURGH!



    (To be clear, this is not a serious post. It's satire, of the most high-minded sort.)

  • Politburo

    Yeah I'm sure it's great smoking a cigarette in there.. the burning plastic is a carcinogenic bonus.

  • zodak

    open the pod bay doors, hal

  • EricRoberts

    should be perfect for that attention whore and her delorean

  • giraffo

    As if the people walking around with golf umbrellas weren't bad enough...

  • smitty

    can you breathe in there?

  • gothamistgal

    Yeah, cause New Yorkers need one more way to operate umbrellas moronically...

  • willw915

    I can see at least one {other} practical use. Say, if someone would like to 'recycle' the 'air' they breathe. >:-)

  • Snoopy

    Although she looks hot with this "Hat" I doubt it will catch on with the investment banker types and their trophy wives.

  • kurteye

    Today's woman is so independent and modern!

  • amsci

    It's the novelty umbrella hat for the Dwell/DWR set!

  • Lemony1

    It's the Opti-Grab of rain gear!

  • ihateallbrokers

    im sure it will look just lovely when she sneezes.

  • robingee

    Moronic!

  • Dirk

    The Future is Here!

  • JRod5417

    A little rain falling on you won't look as bad as wearing this thing.

  • Snoopy

    WOW! I think that the design grants for "C" students at Pratt's industrial design department should be increased.



    God only knows what earth shattering solutions they would be able to come up next.

  • petebfd

    god, i really hope this doesnt catch on.

  • as long as they don't poke me in the face because they're super large, then i'm all for people using them. that wouldn't make them any less douchebagby though.

  • ChampionOfTheSun

    If someone wearing a nubrella was getting mugged, would you help them?



    I didn't think so.

  • matthewer

    We have had people commenting about the nubrella trend on our website, check it out if your interested:



    http://edopter.com/trends/Nubrella

  • XxSuntoucherxX

    Ya know.... If you found a way to soundproof these things, I would buy stock in the company. It would be perfect for the LIRR. (Sorry, it was too easy.)

  • Phil McCracken 222

    Does it count as a facial if she's wearing her Nubrella? These are marketing issues---its a whole new paradigm (silent G)



    Yup

  • Mags

    Wear a raincoat with a hood -- much more practical.

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