Gothamist: Marty Markowitz's Wife Hogs Swag at Murakami Gala

Goomba

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:34:56 -0500

You mean the guy wasn't a mezzo-finookio?

emilydickinson

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:49:30 -0500

"You guys really should have acted faster. This is Brooklyn!” Amazing. I've been guilty of similar swag discrepancies, but screw it. I can hit Ebay and spend a week in Milan...or have some vapid art world hipsters annoyed with me. Yeah, I think I know which way the wind is blowing.

natis

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:33:13 -0500

um... yeah, bitch.

smitty

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:08:28 -0500

classy.

Think twice

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:07:14 -0500

I bet Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs were just itching for an excuse to never step one foot in Kings County again. (The exception being the Belt Parkway on their way to the Hamptons.)

JenChungsThong

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:04:49 -0500

Someone dump them in the Atlantic Yards foundation, their bloated egos and sense of entitlement should save a lot of expensive concrete from being wasted. Idiots.

MFer

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:55:04 -0500

I always thought Marty was gay. Now this confirms it.

ihateallbrokers

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:53:49 -0500

sorry for the double post, im double disgusted

ihateallbrokers

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:51:12 -0500

i bet that old hag makes marty wash out the condoms in the sink to re-use next time she doles out her precious old coochie

ihateallbrokers

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:47:31 -0500

i bet she's the one who always... steals all the centerpieces, pockets silverware, has an amazing routine of stuffing appetizers in a napkin then hiding in her purse, then has the nerve to go to the kitchen and ask for a whole tray of hor dourves. she probably makes marty clean out the condoms to re-use next year when she doles out the annual cooch. ((he probably shoots blanks but who knows where that schmeke has been!)) and reuse since shes such a cheapo cunt. im pretty certain she no longer capable of having a monthly gusher, but im pretty suyre when it was biologically possible she probably wasjed her used kotex in the sink to re-use next month! what a disgusting HAG!

Monkey Butter

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:29:33 -0500

Yes even money can not improve on someones class. Sad, she should give them back. But she won't. We just need to keep our peepers out and mug her. ;) It's a Brooklyn thing.

ihateallbrokers

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:26:02 -0500

what else would you expect from a self centered bitch named mrs.markowitz !!! if the placemats where purloined by a minority member of the catering staff they would be on the cover of the post wearing handcuffs!!! she is a thieving bitch who should be arrested for FELONY THEFT!

JRod5417

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:23:18 -0500

"You guys really should have acted faster. This is Brooklyn!” Now that is what I call GHETTO.

meowster

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:46 -0500

she looks like a real piece of work. i hope she is embarrassed, but she's probably not. tacky!

zodak

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:52:30 -0500

And when her husband, the borough president, was asked to intervene, he responded with a shrug: “Just try being married to her.” lol!

wowthatsucks

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:20 -0500

"She didn't steal, she didn't thieve, she didn't take from anyone else," Markowitz told the News. Since attendees paid to attend the gala it would make sense that each diner at the gala was entitled to one special edition technicolor fiberglass placemat. It's not like they're lying around unclaimed. She's a theiving c*nt plain and simple. I bet she also steals the favors at wedding banquets when the guests "abandon" their tables to dance or use the restroom. Pathetic.

KhuntienNang

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:04 -0500

this is what some people call: Kiasu.

MidCFrank

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:33:36 -0500

"Brooklyn like is used to be . . . Brooklyn like it never was!"