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Just in time for the Sex and the City movie, it's the Sex and the City-inspired "Sarah Jessica Porkher" sex doll! We won't speculate how the NY Post found out about this $20 blow-up doll, but it is hilariously disturbing/disturbingly hilarious.
The doll comes from Pipedream Products, which has a "Super Star Series" (there are dolls inspired by Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and, uh, Tori Spelling).
Their faux publications, like the "Ball Street Journal," praise the product with fake quotes like "We all know she dresses fabulous and really likes it BIG" and "From laptops to lapdances, this high class piece of ass is gonna show you her lower east side!" It's actually much more graphic--NSFW and possibly Not Safe For Your Home and Mental Sanity.
The model on the box looks a lot like SJP, and the Post thinks the typography looks a lot like the Sex and the City font. A lawyer said, "I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement...The courts don't look kindly on this type of thing, which demeans the show and tarnishes the star's image."
The eagerly-awaited Sex and the City movie hits screens on May 30.
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Probably feels just like the real thing. I mean, she ain't so young anymore...
just sayin'
this is the best post ever on gothamist! You go Jen. Sarah Jessica "Porkher". ROFLMAO>
And Jen has the same sense of humor as a wall street trader. hehehe.
Shitty Wok can I take your order plz?
Oh, please- I dare you not to laugh at this.
Ha ha ha this is a golden find! "3 fabulous love holes!" Sounds like a mini golf advertisement! I cant stop laughing. Someone should purchase it and see if it accurately looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.
I did laugh at it!
The doll needs a lot of lube like the real SJP.
#8 That was my joke in post #1. Maybe I should have been more explicit. :D
Saying the model looks like SJP is an insult to the model.
"in her Shitty", "Porkher" too funny. Porn parodies fuckin' crack me up!!
Three "love holes" ... let's see ... two ears, one belly button, right?
More explicit?
They're missing the boat by not offering a Jen Chung doll.
Explicit enough?
I'd buy it.
*runs away*
Reminds me of Arnold Rimmer
They're missing the boat by not offering a Jen Chung doll.
I'm sure that would be popular...especially with white guys in the city.
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Tori Spelling?????
that doll has more personality than any chick you'll meet in Meat Packing...
Wow! I thought it would be a blowup horse or something.
What a cunning stunt!
that doll probably has more personality than the... yunnies, yuppies, any chick in the SATC, Real HouseWives of NYC...
It's also a probably better and more real, i.e.less plastic, than any of the chicks in the SATC since the latter are saturated with botox and plastic surgery
They should also have a twinkie (e.g., Lucy Liu) and have a Hostess Twinkie inside the box