Gothamist: Queens Man's Car Wash Rage

adriane

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:00:58 -0500

they should throw that man into the car wash! and see he saids something! what an a-hole!

PBRK

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:21:21 -0500

Only a guy named Assi Touti would go to a car wash when its raining.

HowBoutDemCowboys

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:08:48 -0500

Assi Touti? Really? Is this an April Fools joke?

Toby von Meistersinger

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:08:39 -0500

If it is a strange story from the tri-state area, the odds are quite high of it taking place on the Island. Plus, the name of the car wash is quite funny - Mr. Hand.

JMH

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:00:24 -0500

This story sounded a lot worse before I read the part that clarified that a "car wash controller" is a computer and not a person!

edEx

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:54:56 -0500

wash it yourself!

ANGRYGOD11

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:37:26 -0500

Elmont is near Belmont Racetrack, in Nassau County, not Queens.

Peter

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:28:52 -0500

Yet another jerk-oof in an SUV. Surprised? I'm not. A Silverado is a pickup, not an SUV.

cgee

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:23:57 -0500

Is this car wash owned by Mr. Garrison's sock puppet? I had no idea that he was a businessman (or business-puppet).

CR

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:15:24 -0500

Assi Touti was at Artie Fartie's party, right?

spnder

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:13:45 -0500

I'm glad I don't drive. I'm also glad I don't work at a car wash... in Queens.

Reality Czech

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:10:43 -0500

Yet another jerk-oof in an SUV. Surprised? I'm not.

petebfd

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:48:47 -0500

wtf is wrong with people?

babyhitler

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:42:23 -0500

he sure sounds like his namesake. assi. probably pentup rage from years of childhood playground taunts.