March 28, 2008
Councilman Avella to Throw Hat in 2009 Mayoral Ring
Councilman Tony Avella (D-Queens) will be formally announcing his bid to replace Mayor Bloomberg this Sunday. Theories about likely candidates abound (e.g. Councilman John Liu, Rep. Anthony Weiner, Council Speaker Christine Quinn, City Comptroller Bill Thompson, and NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly), but Avella is jumping to the head of the line by explicitly announcing his desire to be Mayor this Sunday at 1 p.m. on the steps of City Hall.
Avella is the chairman of the Council's Zoning and Franchise Committee and began his political career working as an aide to Councilman Peter Vallone Sr.--whose son is a current, vocal Councilman. As a Councilman for Queens, which has New York's largest concentration of Chinese-American residents, Avella has called for the boycott of the upcoming Beijing Summer Olympics and spoken out in favor of Tibetan protesters. He's also been critical of chain stores in the city and proposed a ban on the use of carriage horses.
As a sign of the times, there's a YouTube clip of Avella announcing his run for Mayor, even before he's done so on the steps of City Hall. Like in the movie Network, Avella's "mad as hell" and wants to be our Mayor.




this guys needs to answer the important questions:
has he seen prostitutes?
if so, are they hot?
has he cheated on his wife?
if so, did he stay at a moderately priced hotel?
has he used cocaine?
if so, did he inhale?
somebody needs to find out!
Well, I guess this means that I won't be running next year. There's just not enough room in the race for myself and a heavyweight like Tony Avella.
Forget Pamploma!
The NYC Running of The Douchebags is just getting started!
Tibet, chain stores, and horses.
Looks like a winning platform !