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EVENT: All you hipsters with money burning holes in your tight jean pockets, it's time for another lesson on how to buy a home. Home Buying For Hipsters will bring you together with Licensed Real Estate agents, Mortgage Brokers and Real Estate Attorneys -- all there to teach you how to stretch your dime. This lesson in money management takes place at a bar, so bring some extra cash for booze.

6 p.m. // Hugs [108 N 6th St, Williamsburg] // Free

READING: John Sellers and his memoir, Perfect From Now On: How Indie Rock Saved My Life will be at Book Court tonight telling all tales from his sonic survival guide, including why he used to hate Dylan. The rock journalist will be joined by guitarist Dean Wareham (Galaxie 500 and Luna) who also has a memoir he'll be reading from, titled Black Postcards: A Rock & Roll Romance.

7 p.m. // Book Court [163 Court St, Brooklyn] // Free

MUSIC: The Memories, Her Majesty, Spielerfrau and Paperdoll come together tonight at Luna Lounge for a benefit show for the Children Fund of Fallen Firefighters. Listen: Meringue.mp3 - Spielerfrau

7 p.m. // Luna Lounge [361 Metropolitan Ave, Williamsburg] // $15

In Manhattan, an jam packed lineup of Crystal Castles, Health, Team Robespierre and Apache Beat is at Mercury Lounge. If you like loud screeching noises and a frontman that channels Andrew W.K., be sure to get there for Health (pictured).

7:30 p.m. // Mercury Lounge [217 E Houston St] // $15

THEATER: Itamar Moses’s play The Four of Us may or may not be about the envy he suppressed when his friend Jonathan Safran Foer made millions off of Everything Is Illuminated. Actually, it almost certainly is; Moses declined our request for comment, but Vanity Fair does a pretty good job of connecting the dots. Charles Isherwood’s review in the Times today doesn’t bother with the roman a clef aspects of the play, which concerns two aspiring writers “and their egos.” Isherwood deems it “a clever if modest study of the strains that success can put on a sturdy friendship.” – John Del Signore

7:30 p.m. // Manhattan Theater Club Stage 2 [City Center, West 55th Street, between 6th and 7th Ave.] // Tickets cost $50.

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