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• Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: a missing child on Chambers and Church Sts. in Manhattan, a large brush fire on the south end of Roosevelt Island, and a large fight on West 179th St. and Broadway in Manhattan.
  
• Spitzer did not spend any taxpayer funds on prostitutes.
  
• The Mets are holding open auditions for people who'd like to sing the national anthem at home games this season.
  
• The Noguchi Museum in Long Island City is sinking, or settling, and it will require an $8 million project to stabilize the structure.
  
• You don't have to celebrate Easter to enjoy a nice bunny cake.
  
• A group of five transvestites jumped a sixth one as he left the club Vesta on 29th St. last night. They stabbed the 21-year-old from Brooklyn in the chest and snatched a gold necklace off him.
  
• Sign of spring: the arrival of sand at Water Taxi Beach.
  
• Dan Savage accuses Sen. Hillary Clinton of exaggerating her wartime exploits.