Gothamist: Spitzer's "Kristen" Revealed; Says It's "Difficult," "Complicated"

JenChungsBra

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:15:49 -0500

I don't know, maybe I've been married too long, but that bikini picture is HOT! With a capital H, O and T. I'd give her $50 just to finger her belly button.

Tim N.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:23:05 -0500

I guess I was thinking more South Jersey. I'm in Cape May every year and there's definitely an accent...an odd mixture of Philly, Chesapeake, and a little outer-boro thrown in.

schematic

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:02:04 -0500

Hot enough but the man-sized watch kills the yachting photo for me. No mistake that noone has described her as "down to earth".

pissyrabbit

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:55:32 -0500

eh...Jersey shore doesn't drop its "r's. North Jersey does. Actually Central Jersey has very little 'regional accent' at all.

allie25

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:22:54 -0500

idk, shes not really THAT hot. average.

endsim

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:10:31 -0500

I voted for Spitzer. And so what if he wants a little side pussy. Should be an accepted perk that comes with the job. Hell, prostitution should be fucking legal. This wouldn't be an issue if he'd been Nevada's governor.

HowBoutDemCowboys

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:06:54 -0500

Hey Dadoc. I was just reading your comments and thinking about how great it would be to talk to you when I need some sleep. Could you be any more boring or self-important? You sound like you should be on the View expressing just how cramped your vagina is. Don't get me wrong. I have huge respect for women. In fact, I have such respect for them that I give them much more credit than you. I know most can detect the bullshit you spout in your quest to be 'friends' with them. I bet you were the 'sensitive', guitar-playing, birkenstock-wearing, long-haired boy in college who played the part well enough to get in the pants of every girl you 'respected'. WTF ever!

aydiosmio

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:51:29 -0500

Some real fricken morons commenting on this blog, I'll tell you what. Try to leave your misogyny at home, save yourself the embarrassment. Try picking up this girl "on the LES" while the married governor of a state. He paid for secrecy, not the woman. Your tax dollars didn't pay for the girl or anything on her. They paid the governor. The one you people elected.

Tim N.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:38:28 -0500

Ah, Chef. Where would we be without his wisdom. Actually, Maureen Dowd had an interesting take as well on how captialism works (though how Maureen Dowd would know this I'll save for another day): "A friend of mine who knows the ways of the wayward, explained that the flesh-peddlers no doubt had a shell game as well as a shell company: “They say, ‘You can have Jane. She’s $1,000 an hour. Or, you can have Tiffany for $5,000 an hour.’ The client doesn’t know that Jane and Tiffany are the same girl. It’s not like clients are going to compare notes. ‘I paid $5,000 for Kristen. You only paid 1,000 for Chrissy?"

ihateallbrokers

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:23:58 -0500

i admired his tough stance on financial corruption...all you mopes who claim this is a private matter should then ask that all johns, prostitues and arrested in ny state have their convictions vacated and be compensated for their time and fines..elliot should have just gotten a mistress and kept his job...as an attorney general he should have known better, arrogance. not only did he use the service of an industry that he has previously publicly prosecuted he also tried to hide his money transfer shenanegans... this is why i dont vote and never will.

EastRiver

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:16:26 -0500

Tim, the pricing thing has been twisted a little by the press. Yes, Emperor's Club did have $5000/hour girls but "Kristen" was not one of them. I forget the exact number but she was like $1200 to $1500. Spitzer paid for multiple hours. He used two hours in DC and had "credit" left over. As for what can they do for $5000 I think Chef explained it best in a song on South Park: But a prostitute is someone who would love you No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children. That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards

Kojak

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:14:10 -0500

Eliot, Eliot... When your a pimp, you shouldn't have to pay women to sleep with you. They should be paying YOU. You have much to learn grasshopper

sakebalboa

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:05:14 -0500

my tax dollars...for that? :O

ihateallbrokers

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:00:40 -0500

shes can take a crap in my mouth! wow shes hot! HOT!

bklyngrrl

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:57:19 -0500

How many weeks until this one gets a reality show on VH1?

matty

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:54:31 -0500

Did dadoc use this thread as an opportunity to explain to us the manner in which he fantasizes about having sex?

Tim N.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:45:42 -0500

Isn't there another CVS, like, two doors down? Next to the Starbucks? No, no, the other Starbucks. Maybe I've led a shelterd life, but I'm still baffled... what on earth could one human being do to another human being that could be worth $5,000? (Particularly this human being.) I mean, don't get me wrong, I know some people are better at it than others, but man, to paraphrase the old Bill Cosby joke, a five-grand hooker is God's way of telling you you are making too much money. And as another poster pointed out, for five large you could go to Wildwood and do the whole town. I can't help but wonder if she spoke with a shore accent when she hooked up with the Gov. At the first dropped "r" I'd be on the phone with the credit card company.

west side Michael

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:17:51 -0500

Help! She lives near us on 25th Street and 6th avenue and now because of all the Tv crews here I can't get into my CVS. She ain't the only Prostitute in this neighborhood that calls herself a"model or entertainer" all these new high rises up to 28th street and 6th have em. The cover is blown.

kearnj

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:49:31 -0500

Finally, I was waiting for the unveiling.

blablanyc

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:47:32 -0500

Dumb Jersey Shore whore.

pixie52

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:47:01 -0500

Ha, haa... Nik13 your post made me laugh... "What was her cut from $5000? Most of the women in Manhattan act like they too, are entitled to $4-5K per date." True, but some of us would be happy to share a felafel with a guy we really liked; you just have to steer clear of the "Sex and the City" wannbes and find a nice girl. I know we're all thinking, "that's what he threw away his life for?" but it was Spitzer who ordered the meal, she's just the waitress who brought it to him.

glennQNYC

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:20:57 -0500

Pretty girl. She'll make millions from this if she is smart. Wait- smart?? What am I thinking? She'll probably be broke and in rehab by Christmas. Too bad.

mdowning

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:18:43 -0500

i would most certainly hit it. this actually makes me a little happier for spitzer. still, he WAY overpaid.

Ph

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:16:22 -0500

I'd hit it!

emilydickinson

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:50:27 -0500

'Tis too starved a subject for my sword.

bclm

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:19:37 -0500

I think Silda is better looking, or was before her husband publicly humiliated her and drained her looks over three days. Painful to see.

mj33

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:32:19 -0500

Dadoc: When you write "been there done that" Would that be your left hand or right hand?

dadoc

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:17:26 -0500

Hey, Fishfryin: Nah, don't need a therapist. Kinda secure in my own views, and feel comfortable expressing them. Been doing this kinda Sh-t before your mom even thought of you. (if she ever did pro-actively, or just got stuck with you. Ohio is that way, you know). Let me phrase it more in context for this Blog..... Yeah, I'd do that thang in very manner possible, and if I didn't like her voice or what she was saying, I'd make sure there was someting blocking her glottis for hours. She better be able to deal with a Remy/levira-addled guy with a high-pressured job and an inattentive wife, better get up before me to shower off the sex-musk, get me a cup of joe, & blow me while I do a line & sip my coffee. Better know how to make me a quick breakfast & press my clothes while I rinse off, then do me again before I face the day. Maybe I'll give her a call when the urge strikes, unless I've already bagged another bim. Feel better now? Dadoc Been there, done that,

sadpanda

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:03:08 -0500

joemethemonkey: totally. i'll pay an extra $500 an hour for bigger aviators and a slightly surly demeanor.

Streamwise

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:59:42 -0500

Wait a minute,,,she's a hooker, but the guy she's dating (i.e, paying her rent), had to lie about having 2 kids?? And she's making $1,000/hr and can't pay rent?? She must have a *helluva* coke habit, or else she's totally full of sh*t!!

joemethemoney

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:54:38 -0500

are some of you honestly saying she is not attractive? and going far enough to say she's ugly? wow gothamist. i suppose she'd be much more attractive with skinny jeans, flats, and a ridiculous haircut.

DJM

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:47:47 -0500

This girl is not the story, should not be the story. It's about Spitzer,

fishfryin

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:46:12 -0500

dadoc...you got some serious issues man. this is the comments section on a quick hit news blog....take that shit to a therapist

dadoc

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:36:00 -0500

No, my friend, I drink my drinks and talk to people (not on the prowl) and occasionally happen upon a fun, intelligent sexy lady who is conducive to a mutually agreed upon sharing of safe fun, affection, snuggling talking & sharing of close bodily contact. Love the AM coffee, shower, sex & connection. we both walk away happy, good night & good morning, maybe to return again. I never hook up with someone I wouldn't talk to in the morning or think of as counting as a friend, even if a sexual encounter was part of our early friendship. In good adult sexual encounters, nobody "pays", you meet new people, can be friends, and know each other in the usual and yet more special way. It's a matter of respect, choosing the right people, honesty and choosing those you would be friends with. I would never do anyone I couldn't look in the eye in the AM, and continue to deal with as a friend who shared something very special and human with me. Hell, I'll be in their wedding party & share in their ups & downs as life goes on. You gotta know how to pick and who your friends should be, and how you relate to them. In my opinion, if she's special enough to make love with, she's special enough to be a friend, and you can be there for each other. It's good to have close friends in this day and age, a support system for each other. M&F. Respect each other, help each other, even if you did have a night or few nights of sweaty monkey-sex, they may be the best friends of your life. Contrary to the blogosphere, but just my own experience and belief. Dadoc

JacqueMehoff

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:19:21 -0500

I'm just glad it wasn't some cliched hooker, the ivy league hooker, the hooker making it through college, the hooker with the heart of gold, the hooker writing a screenplay. in the end it's just some cam whore turned real whore. for shame spitzer, I was holding out for you till this. some hooker from the land of Great Adventure. hope this ride was worth it.

str1cken

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:17:49 -0500

Don't fool yourself, friend. You pay for it, just maybe not as explicitly as Spitzer. How much do a few Cucumber Cosmos cost? Anyway, clearly if she's 22 with no appreciable skills and living at the Chelsea Landmark, there are some things worth more to her than a sense of self-respect (if self-respect and prostitution are mutually exclusive, though I'm not sure they are). I do feel a little bad for her, though. Her priorities are clearly out of order. I mean, she could live in my building for six months for the rent she pays at the Chelsea Landmark (which she might lose! Boo hoo!). Not like I think anyone will pay any attention to me, but I'd like to make a public service announcement. EXCLUSIVE LUXURY CONDOMINIUM LOFT RESIDENCES ARE STILL JUST BOXES TO SLEEP IN AND PLACES TO KEEP YOUR STUFF. I hope to god the housing bubble bursts so I can stop paying more a month for a 500 sq. ft. room a block away from the housing projects than people in ohio pay for a 3 bedroom house with a two car garage and a four acre backyard.

dadoc

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:13:36 -0500

And, to expound, men should have more respect for themselves, their mates and others. And we should all have more respect for sex, one of the truly greatest things this existence has provided us. Dadoc

dadoc

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:10:36 -0500

Guaranteed could be hit for a few Cucumber Cosmos & a little sweet talk in any LES bar. 2K? Damn after an hour any decent guy could have her doing anything he liked. Nose-job kinda sucks, though. Spitzer: loser, Putz extraordinaire. Would also hope that most young women would have more of a sense of self-respect than to feel that low as to cater to the mercenary opportunistic whims of such men. Would much rather have an intelligent horndog tipsy safe-sex pickup than than a pay-per-view actress. Aside from the debasement of the female, what of the personal self-debasement if you pay for it? Slutty (spitzer) low-class (spitzer) denegration of what should be a fun, rewarding, respectful good-feeling activity. And, hey, no matter what you're paying, BAG IT, Dude, for yourself, the woman, and your wife. What a slimy distortion of sex between adults, something which we all love, wish for and should be enjoyed safely by all as much as possible. Dadoc Never payed for it & never will

MFer

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:07:54 -0500

babyhitler is not a troll. He's a mustachioed homunculus.

str1cken

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:53:06 -0500

Please, please, please, please don't let her take the momentum from this and turn it in to a singing career. Please. Please please please. In other news: Anyone offended by baby hitler, please DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.

Bizzle

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:45:31 -0500

After just reading the excerpts from her MySpace page, I would rather pay her $1,000/hr just to shut up. She seems like someone that could do better in their life by not talking. Yes, it's hard to trust. Yes, there's good times and bad. It's called LIFE.

MFer

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:27:21 -0500

babyhitler, If I weren't so sure that you ain't getting any, I'll tell you that it's fine time you go gay. Problem with all those stats are that are ... well ... um ... these girls are not getting infected from toilet seats. And there isn't just one Romeo spreading it.

jaja007

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:03:06 -0500

For 4 g's he could have gone to seaside and fucked the entire town...

MikeTrainor

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:57:44 -0500

She's good looking enough. Not necessarily good looking enough to ruin your career marriage and name over, but still, seems like a nice enough gal/hooker. How long till she is in Playboy? 3-4 months? Baby hitler, I wish i could argue with you but dang it, the numbers add up. Go Patterson, but don't you ever leave the state! (Bruno legally takes over if he does)

blablanyc

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:52:01 -0500

It took a Jersey whore to bring Spitzer down.

runcmd

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:40:50 -0500

The missus better get her ass to the GYN ASAP...god only knows what crawling on that dirty Jerzey coochie...

Steven

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:38:23 -0500

Rent issues? What happened to the money Spitzer paid her?

runcmd

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:37:51 -0500

"...cause girls really are made out of gonnorhea." Baby Hitler - YOU are a comedic genius!! HAHA! LOL!!

rubyredhead

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:26:04 -0500

baby hitler, you are an idiot and your issues are all over the place.

SP

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:23:23 -0500

Damn, she's hot! I'd smash that. Bring Spitzer back!!!

babyhitler

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:17:05 -0500

did you guys read about the CNN news thing where 1 in 4 teenage girls have an STD and half of all african women have one? also 2 out of 3 hot chicks have an STD! that means 70% of beautiful hot chicks are skanks! woman are skanks. Why do they teach kids that boys have cooties and girls are made of sugar and spice cause girls really are made out of gonnorhea. here's the llink. All you women should be ashamed of yourselves! http://www.boston.com/news/health/articles/2008/03/12/study_1_in_4_teen_girls_has_an_std/

Goomba

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:09:38 -0500

She is one fugly puttana!

emilydickinson

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:03:26 -0500

I wonder if that's Spitzers' Breitling in the cheesecake shot?

jibbly

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:03:11 -0500

nik13 - Her rate was at $1000 according to the times article: In the affidavit, the woman the Emperor’s Club called Kristen is described as “an American, petite, very pretty brunette, 5 feet 5 inches, and 105 pounds.” She apparently was booked at about $1,000 an hour, placing her in the middle of the seven-diamond scale by which Emperor’s prostitutes were paid up to $4,300 an hour.

frankbooth

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:56:45 -0500

geesh.. like totally not worth it.

nik13

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:47:28 -0500

What was her cut from $5000? Most of the women in Manhattan act like they too, are entitled to $4-5K per date.

ungawaa

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:38:57 -0500

YEAHHHHHH PATTERSON!!!!!!

Alex

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:33:10 -0500

With all the money Spitzer has, I'd say she was worth it. Not too bad at all.

Muscley Armed Paper Boy

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:20:55 -0500

Hot, but I wouldn't go over $2500/hour for her.

freddyhere

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:00:32 -0500

My question is what she was formerly known as...?

JacqueMehoff

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:58:07 -0500

anon your mission is to work on the noods.

banjoandro

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:55:20 -0500

Did my tax dollars buy those??

Fritzdecat

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:53:06 -0500

Hmmm I wonder if she drinks Heinekens and Jagerbombs?

nonumentalart

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:47:08 -0500

hahahaha. can't wait to see her in some low budget pornos featuring paris and the twins

fakenewyorker

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:46:28 -0500

What is this Puritan New England? Old Testament middle east? You animals would fit in very nicely in a stone throwing mob.

TN

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:37:15 -0500

Talk about paying too much. Just another average looking girl from Jersey. She's definitely a downgrade from that other escort who called herself "Sienna" and had a "session" or two with Spitzer.

zodak

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:34:22 -0500

oh yeah! you can tell those are all natural. mmmm! i rate her at 5 whore diamonds.

blablanyc

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:27:17 -0500

Whore. I would give her $4300 to jump in front of a train.

frankbooth

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:24:33 -0500

Yucks.. Okay, impeach the motherfucker.

just_saying

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:22:40 -0500

Wasn't it originally reported that "Kristen" was a 24 year old cabaret chanteuse from Montreal? Now we find out she's just another 22 year old aspiring singer from the Jersey Shore. So much for the fantasy. You just can't believe anything these days.

aveB4life

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:20:07 -0500

nice uh...sunglasses

edEx

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:05:24 -0500

patterson will make a great governor.