We Can Haz Spitzer Photoshop?

Some people are reacting to Hookergate with shock and dismay. Others are handling it with Photoshop. Here are a few of our favorite submissions-- send us yours.

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More after the jump.

We found this one down in the Gothamist comments:

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Here's one from I Can Haz Cheeseburger:

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Jose sent in this one-- bonus points for extra class!

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From Jason, it's an update of a blockbuster movie:

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And Richard sent us a glimpse of what the long arm of the law could mean:

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Yugoboy imagines the cash transaction:

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Karl continues the popular pimp-meme:

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Max gets bonus points for the Yankees cap:

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Mike sent in this Lord of the Rings themed piece:

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Gothamist is the new fark! I threw up a little in my mouth. This is a fun news day!

Gothamist has sunk down to the Post's level.

Total discretion would`ve been achieved if he had been more careful, there`s places "off limits" to the feds, check www.charlisangels.com and tell me if those babes don`t look better than Spitzer`s fantasies?? America has no privacy anymore!!

Total discretion would`ve been achieved if he had been more careful, there`s places "off limits" to the feds, check www.charlisangels.com and tell me if those babes don`t look better than Spitzer`s fantasies?? America has no privacy anymore!!

blablanyc takes the internets and media outlets in general, too seriously.

JFK never got caught with his pants down.

He never ran for re-election either if I remember.

Submitting the "Purple Pimp" is my proudest achievement in Gothamist. Kind of sad, isn't it?

Actually credit should be given to the Ace of Spades blog for creating it.

I agree with blablah. This is juvenile.

moocowtoo: I'm sure the Photoshop geniuses at Fark will be on this soon enough.

blablanyc: if by "sunk", you mean "risen", OK. at least the post spell checks.

What is a "prostitution ring" anyway. the man hired a hooker, the headlines make it sound like he was involved in trafficing people.

Bruno got him.

Trafficing people? Huh. I believe that is what the state attorney general got Luckie Luciano on. Governor Dewey was his name?

After looking at the lead in picture, I must say the chick really has to work on her abs. I guess she's cute but her gut is no real special item.

Wow this is all terribly unfunny. Please stop with the stupid fucking lolcats and terrible photoshops.

Spitzer is a DISGRACE!!! I notice most people defending his ass want to vote for Obama too. You guys are IDIOTS! he is defenseless. He's sullied the governors seat , made his wife a laughingstock, dishonored his family and he has dishonored the Shao Lin temple. We need more politicians brought to their knees.

Wow, Alex. You need help. Here's how. Drink a glass of water from the other end. Take 2 pieces of gum, chew, blow a bubble and let it burst all over you face. It's call "fun".

Now go ahead ... wait, you may not be ready yet. Drop the photoshop and kick it over here.

$5,500 an hour? Come on people. What in god's name could some broad, or guy, do that's worth $5,500 an hour?

"What in god's name could some broad, or guy, do that's worth $5,500 an hour?"

I can name a few things, but that'd be incriminating...

"Wow this is all terribly unfunny. Please stop with the stupid fucking lolcats and terrible photoshops."

Answer me this: lolcats or Dane Cook?

"Wow this is all terribly unfunny. Please stop with the stupid fucking lolcats and terrible photoshops."

Answer me this: lolcats or Dane Cook?

Gothamist has sunk down to the Post's level

The Post has proofreaders.

yeah I don't get the pimp thing. He didn't run the prostitution ring, he just hired a hooker. So those images really don't make any sense.

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Gothamist: You've been pushing this photoshop thing since the story broke yesterday. It wasn't working when it was just one picture tacked on to the end of the real story.

Babyhitler, I'm for Obama and I want him gone. Maybe you should really not make fantastic jumps in logic before you spout your crap sometimes?

#27 ditto.

This has the earmark of a Jake Dobkin cheap shot.

FYI- The post stole jake's spitzer pimp cup photo and printed it in today's paper-- jake should be proud, now its pretty much guaranteed that spitzer himself will get to see his photoshop handywork.

Hilarious! SEVEN diamonds!

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