Last month we all got to see Lindsay Lohan play dress up for NY Mag as she posed as Marilyn Monroe. Michael Musto wasn't about to let her steal the show though, he's now topped the troubled tart by posing as Lindsay posing as Marilyn. He tells his loyal readers how he prepared for his own "Last Sitting":
The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches. Lindsay watched Niagara in early preparation for her Marilyn awakening. Well, I was considering Viagra...His photo slideshow is accompanied by an essay in which he mouths off about bimbettes, blondes and living in the nude.When it came time to break for lunch, the makeup lady—who cutely called me "Lindsay" all day—said, "You'd better order something, Lindsay. You don't want to be like those Hollywood stars." Yes, I do! But I still sent out for a turkey sandwich with gravy, mashed potatoes, and a side of tomatoes.




I'd much rather see him naked.
Much better than the alcoholic and drug abusing daywalker.
He's got nicer skin.
Musto lusto ? The Mexicans wash his laundry
at Lexington & 29th street ,perhaps they should
flinch some of his wash and put it on ebay.
This truly is a non-story but maybe they are bored
at Gothamist in this city of 9 million.
this dude almost hit me twice on his dinky-ass bicycle: screw him!
Come on, Gothamist. You can do better. You're not that hard up on stories to run something as ridiculous as this. New York already has that niche filled - Gawker. I'll go there when I want mindless entertainment. You provide the news and maybe something mildly humorous/interesting affecting New Yorkers. I wouldn't put this in either category.
I understand the need for reporters to cover the journalism beat, but some things just are not news.
Who's Michael Musto?
Yano..he really does have better skin than that broad and he's got what, like 15 years on her? maybe more?
That's impressive.
Also, how can you live in this town and not know who Michael Musto is?
He does have better skin than Lindsay, but he has her arms. Perhaps he should lift some weights to get some definition on those biceps.
I remember when he did a parody of the Madonna sex book. Those were the days, when trashy stars were not quite as trashy.
a totally hilarious take down of a skanky celebutard, love it!
Heh heh, bravo. Michael has over 30 yrs on her actually, and more shrewd intellect and taste than she will likely ever amass.
And he has the excellent BAD taste of a old-school downtown scene queen.
Michael, you make the Amadeos proud!