February 9, 2008
They May Be Spectacular, But Are They Real?

HGH is apparently fun for the whole family, at least if you believe Brian McNamee. McNamee claims to not only have injected Roger Clemens, but also his wife Debbie in preparation for the photo shoot with Sports Illustrated pictured above. No word yet on whether any of Debbie’s DNA is in this mess, but you can buy an autographed copy of her picture here for only $35. And, since the 2008 SI swimsuit issue is due next week how can we be sure that the models are PED free?
We can all look forward to a wild Wednesday in Congress. Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and Brian McNamee are all scheduled to testify. Clemens spent almost the entire week in Washington, testifying and then meeting individually with members of Congress. Kirk Radomski, who will join Clemens, Pettitte and McNamee in front of Congress, was sentenced to five years probation yesterday as a reward for his cooperation with authorities.




SIXPACKS
He downs 'em,
Result is flabs;
She's got one,
Fabulous abs.
She really could use a good injection.
Good thing the AFL and NFL players never used steroids. Could you imagine what the uproar would be if they did?
Wait a minute here. Why doesn't she cast a shadow on her hubby? Is this a photoshop thing I'm looking at?
Even in broad daylight, pro photographers will use those big reflective screens and lights to fully illuminate their subject, if that's the look they're going for.
I'm not a huge supporter of Clemens. But, McNamee adding Mrs. Clemens to the mix is not very gentlemanly. It's just a salacious detail.
Definitely not real. Look at the shape of those things. Silicone city.