February 4, 2008
Central Park: Future Capital of World Government?
It’s never to early to start planning for the future One World Government, and one great way to fill the odd hours is by building websites about it, as one group of visionaries have done with their Reservoir Project. The pseudo-serious website is dedicated to securing New York City as the capital of the “Earth Government” and converting the Central Park Reservoir into “the Biggest, the Tallest, the most Elegant and Innovative Structure in the history of our civilization. The CENTRAL, a.k.a. CTRL.”
And even though The CTRL “is not even in the blueprint,” there is plenty of CTRL merch on sale already. From hoodies and T-shirts to totes and thongs, there are hundreds of sartorial ways for you to help spread the word about the Reservoir Project. We need to act fast on this people, because as the website notes, there is already fierce competition from, of course, China: “Messages from France and Beijing begin to suggest that the alleged monoethnicity is not a sin; and the Tiananmen Square has the same size and much better location for the World Government Headquarters.”
One New York Press blogger recently tried to verify that the website is in fact the jokey conceptual art project it seems to be by calling a phone number sent with a press release; the exchange proved as fruitless and confusing as the Reservoir Project itself. Her contact, Max, explained: “I’m one of 17 guys. We’re just a club. We just discuss things.” Yep, just a club for discussing topics like the World Government and draining the reservoir to build a seat of global empire. You can join the exchange here.
Photo of Central Park Reservoir South Gatehouse by Charley Lhasa.
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yeah! that is soooo nbot happening.
THE USA is fallen in its LOWEST possible place in the minds of the rest of the world. To have such a place people have to recognize the USA as super power...CONSENSUS. Something that MR Republican Hawk bombs first Bush has missed! NOT HAPPENING!!
Aren't we the home of one of the most asshole international organizations already? An organization that is pathetic and ruled by multi-national fuckheads.
The concept is interesting in that a conversion of that stupid green space called Central Park into tax paying condos does have an appeal.
Any home for a future world government should have its location eminent domained away from some sports team's arena/stadium. My vote would be for MSG.
I remember pre world capital new york man, way back in the 08. Life was sooooooo much more gritty and "real" back then.
Everyone knows that the world is already controlled by an organization of five members known as "The Pentavirate," consisting of the Queen, the Rothschilds, the Gettys, the Vatican, and the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and his secret ingredient that makes you crave his chicken fortnightly.
They already meet tri-annually at their secret compound in Colorado known as "The Meadows." So this is really a redundant discussion.
A one world government headquarters? The location for that is better left somewhere in the demented imagination of the leftist moron who thinks such a thing is even remotely wise.
All you utopia-minded socialist might think, in your infinite naivete , that a one world gov't is a recipe for eternal peace, but it offers nothing but oppression and the end of individuality and free will.
uhhh, is there anybody who is actually thinks a one world government is a good idea? Who are these "utopia-minded socialist[s]" you are referring to? Nobody, not the person who wrote the post or any of the commenters before you said anything remotely close to that.
PLEASE. a government building in the park used for smoking joints? i think not. fuck off, this parks ours!