Gothamist: Older Gals With Means Try to Get Into Young Dudes' Jeans

annieuro

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:52:40 -0500

All I wanna ask is...Guys, do you really want old balls?

JenChungsBra

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:06:21 -0500

What's in it for the guys? Is there any guarantee they're going to walk away from this with anything besides stains on their underwear from all the lube these ladies are carrying around in their handbags? Anyway, chicks do get pretty horny as they age. I used to work in a restaurant and a lot of those cougars would go right ahead and put their tips directly into my front pocket, sometimes while I was still pouring them coffee.

jibbly

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:26:09 -0500

Is that Kirk Cameron circa 1987?

annieuro

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:11:33 -0500

Equality! Yargh!

Lrigtab

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:50:44 -0500

This is absolutely brilliant! You go ladies!

BongoBoy

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:42:12 -0500

Benjamin: For god's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. Mrs. Robinson: So? Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Mrs. Robinson: [laughs] Benjamin: Aren't you? Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am *not* trying to seduce you. Benjamin: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult... Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you? Benjamin: What? Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you're trying to tell me? Benjamin: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.

bxbrian

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:24:17 -0500

Man i wish I was hot enough to nab a sugga-momma. no more internships for me!

MarygraceNYC

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:23:02 -0500

This is too cool!! I know many guys that would love to have a sugar mama. And for the ladies, why the hell not!! Sometimes you need a little dessert with your main course. Cheers ladies!

emilydickinson

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:33:35 -0500

Photo Comment: Patsy from AbFab and Marky Mark to conduct secret nuptials.

andoman

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:30:16 -0500

Oh come on this happens anyway! They arent that bad lookin actually haha.

msk

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:51:48 -0500

Douchefest '08!!! What's gross for the gander is gross for the goose, but if it makes them happy, more power to them... I'd think you'd have to be a real troll if you need to advertise for a boytoy, though. Knew from the title that this was a JDS post. Blech.