January 25, 2008
Simmons Stripped of Parking Permit
On Monday we took a closer look at Kimora Lee Simmons not-quite-legal parking placard. Not surprisingly, it turns out the diva doesn't do much "official business" for the city, but rather uses the permit for choice parking spots in front of her favorite shops. Shocking.
The NY Post reports that the "placard was a gift from a jail guard who moonlights as her chauffeur." The fashionista won't face any repercussions for using the permit illegally, however, as it wasn't technically hers. Her chauffeur, and 10-year department vet, will likely only face a fine, as he legally acquired the pass (though he should have returned it when he left his prior position).
Rest easy though, New Yorkers, Simmons won't be scoring any special spots anytime soon, as the city pulled the permit.




This is all very unfortunate. Please keep us updated.
Her chauffeur, and 10-year department vet, will likely only face a fine, as he legally acquired the pass (though he should have returned it when he left his prior position).
That's horseshit. Make him a very public example.
is there a more apt personification of entitled suckage than her? I'm thinking no.
Why does someone with a chauffeur even need a parking permit? The chauffeur can drop her off at her destination, drive around for a while, and return to pick her up.
More rich, entitled, douchbaggery.
My gal worked at a store she frequented a few summers ago...
biggest...bitch...evar
The patron saint of gold diggers. Such a shallow strumpet.
biggest...bitch...evar
And that would be a surprise? Just look at the picture. It's got "I'm hot (so she thinks), I'm rich, so fuck all you little people" written all over it.
But man is she hot!!!!!!
cunt, the very definition of.
looks like a tranny to me.
Herpes!
firecrotch!
I use my sisters handicap hangtag my mothers Bd.of Ed and fathers sanitation dashboard passes everytime i can. If you had them you would use em to. Thoes that can, will and thoes that can't will continue to hate.
Some years ago Kimora fumed that her house didn't make MTV's Cribs fast enough. She bought all crappy
Lladro figurines, she could find in NJ. Rich, but super tacky.
Superficial Bag of Trash
Damn, calling her a cunt is an insult to all the real cunts out there.