January 24, 2008
On Your Marks! Get Set! Idiotarod!
Photo via Niznoz's Flickr.
Are you planning on joining the masses for Idiotarod this year? The race begins at noon this Saturday, and instead of having one starting point as in previous years...there are four! The pimped out shopping carts will be taking off from Long Island City, DUMBO, Williamsburg and Greenpoint. If you don't want to be a spectator, you can register here.
To keep track of the madness we'd love a few teams to volunteer their documentation of the jaunt. Contact us at tips (a) gothamist dot com if you're interested and we'll give you a better idea of what we're looking for.
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get ready for the conga line of comments from the chronically bitter in....
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Why are these people outdoors, having fun, and hanging out?!?! shouldn't they spend their time posting anonymous bits of vitriol on internet message boards?!?! BLARGHARGHARGH!!! (dies)
Damn you guys... you both beat me to it! :>)
Damn you guys... you both beat me to it! :>)
Is pirate #1 happy to be racing or is that a roll of gold doubloons in his pants?
The iditoarod is way better than walking around on a train in your underwear.
I couldn't tell you why, but it is.
What a bunch of loser idiot morons, don't they know the sky is falling and kids are starving in Japan and Heath Ledger is Dead and taxis don't go to Brooklyn!
Just kidding. This is a fun way to spend a Saturday, just make sure to wear a beer helmet so your hands are free to push the cart.
Ummm...Al Sharpton...
@matty: idiotarod burns more calories
if you guys didn't start off the comments this way, we would have had another barrage of stick-up-the-ass posts exactly like the no-pants article. thank you! (i'm not being sarcastic)
Is there specific locations, or am I to wander the streets of these rather large neighborhoods? More details please!
Roger, Carts of Brooklyn explains it all for you:
http://www.cartsofbrooklyn.com/
"The pimped out shopping carts will be taking off from Long Island City, DUMBO, Williamsburg and Greenpoint."
I'd really like it if they'd go thru Ridgewood, Maspeth, Elmhurst and Corona just to see the bewildered reactions there.
I mean, c'mon, DUMBO, Williamsburg and Greenpoint? The usual neighborhoods.
www.forgotten-ny.com
The bag lady of my neighborhood does this every day. She doesn't wear a pirate's outfit, but she reeks of dog urine and Wild Irish Rose.
Kevin is right. They should try it in another nabe. In Ridgewood good chance they'll wander into Bed-Stuy. They won't make it out alive.
So basically I'm not impressed.
Yeah, I'm not impressed with the route either.
Actually, last year my team met up in Bed Sty before heading to Greenpoint. We walked for about 20 minutes to the train in drag with our cart. There were plenty of bewildered reactions, many of the photos are on flickr.
The year before when it started in Fort Greene, many people schelped from BedSty over to the park with the same results.
Commissioner Kelly, I hope you are monitoring Gothamist, and deploying the troops at the approprate locations to crack down on this serious case of civil disobedience.
It's Giuliani Time, Idiots!