The guy who spent $369.14 in a quixotic attempt to patronize each of Manhattan’s 171 Starbucks in a single day is back in the news, and this time it’s the corporate giant that’s helping him out. Comic Mark Malkoff will be living at the Paramus, NJ IKEA for the next week while his apartment is fumigated. And of course, he’ll be documenting every waking moment. Here’s the first installment:
We seem to recall entire weeks spent living at places like Mars Bar and The Library, and that never got any press; guess we should have made a funny video about it. (For funny, read depraved.)
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why not let him live in the nearly finished Red Hook Ikea...
Or better yet why not actually house some say ummm HOMELESS persons or at least have a community outreach for the living poor IKEA??? ohh wait this is free advertising, viral if you will.
jenchungsgrammar
this is so lame
emilydickinson
What's ironic is that Ikea actually sells pre-fab homes in Europe, call Boklok. Why don't they put him in one of those instead?
Adam
If his apartment is being fumigated for what I think it is, I hope IKEA took decontamination measures before allowing him to bring a suitcase or duffel bag into the store.
theloofyourlife
i like the shot where the drawer falls apart ala ikea.
Reality Czech
silly attention whore
Adam
What's his apartment being fumigated for?
Jen Chung
Will he survive on a diet of Swedish meatballs, lingonberries, and Rycrisp bread?
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