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A woman was robbed in her Staten Island home by a man clad in black on Monday morning but authorities do not think it's the Ninja Burglar. A police source told the Staten Island Advance, "There are burglaries committed every day and everybody is wearing black out there."
In the Christmas Eve robbery, a woman, who left her Great Kills home at 5AM, startled the burglar when she returned at 8AM. The burglar, who seemed to have entered through a small window, punched her in the face and then escaped. It's unclear if anything was taken from the ransacked home.
Authorities don't think it was the infamous Ninja Burglar who has robbed at least 18 homes. For one, the Ninja Burglaries have occurred at night. Also, he (the burglar has been described as a white man, about 5'8" and 180 pounds) hasn't robbed in Great Kills before, concentrating on Todt Hill and Grymes Hill instead.
As for the Christmas Eve robber, there's a nickname waiting for him: The victim's brother-in-law told the Post he "must have been Gumby" because the window he entered through was so small.
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Everyone knows the only way to catch a ninja is with another ninja, duh. I suggest the cities forms an NYPD ninja squad, if they don't already have one. Or call Stormshadow.
So a suicide bomber kills former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto and at least 16 other people in Pakistan today. I know that technically it's not local news but I'm just wondering if it will be mentioned on this site today.
What freak goes around for months burglarizing houmes in a ninja costume but doesn't get caught. Copycat criminals are now popping up everywhere. As a remedy for the ninja burgler, I hope he tries to rob the house of John White. Let's see how many people come to rally to his defense then when the guy who's been menacing for months get a fat bullet to the face. That is unless the ninja burlger turns out to be a teenage wh*gg** with a heavy Brooklyn accent and a godfather complex.
I was wearing a black coat yesterday, but please do not conclude that I am the ninja burglar either.