FOOD: If you haven't been indulging enough this holiday season, have we got a sweet soiree for you. Chocoholics come together tonight to indulge in the finest goodies from around the world. Expect music, cocktails and a giant chocolate buffet.

6:30pm // Katra Lounge [247 Bowery] // $15

THEATER: The Irish Repertory Theatre has turned to Dublin native George Bernard Shaw’s comedy The Devil’s Disciple, which was his first financial success in 1897 after a string of money-losers. Set in America during the Revolutionary War, the play concerns Dick Dudgeon, a young rebel who begins acting out against his absurdly pious mother. A case of mistaken identity soon leads him to into trouble with the British, and the play ultimately spins into a courtroom farce. Kat Chamberlain calls it “a deliriously enjoyable comedy with flashes of biting and brilliant insight.” – John Del Signore

8pm // Irish Repertory Theatre [132 West 22nd St] // Call (212) 727-2737 for tickets, which cost $55-$60.

MUSIC: Tonight the Teddy Thompson Christmas Show takes over the Highline Ballroom. The rockstar-studded event will include Teddy (pictured), Rufus Wainwright, Ben Lee, Martha Wainwright and many more. A night that will bring holiday cheer to all! And more importantly will also benefit SaveDarfur.org.

8pm // Highline Ballroom [431 W 16th St] // $35

EVENT: The Taste Crew is back for another Wednesday at 205...and they're bringing all 22 chapters of R. Kelly's “Trapped in the Closet” with them. Enjoy a "Clositini" and soak up over an hour of awkwardness. RSVP here. Bonus: the PS 122 Red & White Party will also be taking place!

9pm // 205 [205 Chrystie St] // Free

MOVIE: Never had a chance to see Billy Bob Thornton's 2003 masterpiece Bad Santa on the big screen? Fear not, Santa delivers and whether you've been naughty or nice this year you can come check out the director’s cut of the movie, which was originally G-rated.

9:40pm // IFC Center [323 Sixth Ave] // $10.75