Open House Robbery Suspects Plan to Plead Not Guilty

The two women arrested for allegedly robbing a number of open houses on the Upper East and West Sides are being on bail of $30,000 each. Jessica Joyner and Jennifer Jones, charged with petty larceny, grand larceny and criminal possession of stolen property, will be extradited to New Jersey authorities next week because they allegedly stole $75,000 worth of items during a Saddle River, NJ home's open house.

The pair, who both live in Upper East Side apartments, were friends, with, as the Post says, "solid jobs, yoga lessons, a spot at the bar at Elaine's and a taste for fine clothes." But some believe that their addictions to prescription drugs also sent them looting open houses for jewelry, clothes, and other items. A relative of Joyner's told the Daily News that Joyner was a kleptomaniac and now the owner of the yoga studio they went to now wonders if the pair was responsible for locker room thefts.

Joyner was previously convicted of drug possession and Jones was convicted of robbery in 1989. Still, a lawyer for the women said at the arraignment that the women would plead not guilty, "These people are not accustomed to the criminal-justice system, they're terrified. They're not accustomed to the spotlight and being on the other side of the criminal-justice system." We wonder how that works, since prosecutors say the women confessed.

And, yesterday, Douglas Heddings, a vice-president at Prudential Douglas Elliman who first alerted people to the pair's thieving ways, commented on Curbed that "Jessica Joyner, the blonde who relieved herself in the master bathroom and it wasn't urine! Yes, she defecated all over herself and the toilet, wiped herself 'somewhat' clean with the owner's bath towel and then ran from the apartment wreaking of feces."

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Wait a minute here. The article says it's two women. Why does Gothamist show two guys?

Quality chicks to say the least. Are they lovers or just friends?

Hmmm? Theft from lockers at yoga studio. Hmmm? Does make one suspicious of their activities there.

And, yesterday, Douglas Heddings, a vice-president at Prudential Douglas Elliman who first alerted people to the pair's thieving ways, commented on Curbed that "Jessica Joyner, the blonde who relieved herself in the master bathroom and it wasn't urine! Yes, she defecated all over herself and the toilet, wiped herself 'somewhat' clean with the owner's bath towel and then ran from the apartment wreaking of feces."

Somewhat clean? I suppose that's somewhat good.

Which one is the drag queen?

They were clepto-yogi-pill-poppers with a passion for poop.

I applaud the widespread coverage of this hilarious holiday caper.


"...wreaking of feces?"

I think you mean *reeking* of feces.

Yes, she "wreaked" feces, and then fled leaving the place reeking of the same.

they'll be someones bitches in jail.

LOL. This story just keeps getting better everyday. To call these two "horsey" would be an insult to horses.

You think that was wild? Listen to the mother blame the realtors (hey maybe she's related to the Gtist who thinks realtors and brokers all deserve to be Steined...)

"Jones' mother broke down in tears when told of the arrest.
"I'm going to need a tranquilizer!" a sobbing Laura Rothman said.

"This is impossible. I can't believe my daughter would do this."...

...A stunned Rothman confirmed her daughter is pals with Joyner and that they both live on the Upper East Side.

"The arrest was yesterday [Saturday]. Why wouldn't she [Jones] have called me?" said Rothman, a Trenton, NJ, resident. "You get one phone call in jail, right?

The anguished mom did not believe such a crime could be pulled off.

"I just don't know how someone could even do this," Rothman said.

"I mean there are Realtors, other people there in the apartment. Isn't there supervision?"

I just want to say that I know Jessica not well but I do know her and she is mentally ILL. She does not need money so why would she do this. VERY SAD

Unless they are drug addicts and have lost everything.. she is ILL.. really..

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