Trolls

Seriously, who goddamn cares?! This kind of shit happens every day...but most people don't go creating websites over it. Christ, ever heard of Serendipity??

You New Yorkers want this story over with? Man, it's just hit Australia, and now we're not hearing the end of it!

Seriously...why the big "this only happens in the movies"?" It could happen in the middle east and you'd never hear about it.

Please put this story to rest, I don't care about some nerd trying to loose his virginity at age 21.

If this story pops up again, I'll puke.

¡ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔılɔ ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔılɔ ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔılɔ ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔılɔ

˙ɟǝıɹq 'ʎlʇuɐʇɹodɯı ʇsoɯ 'puɐ 'snoǝƃɐɹʇno 'ǝʌıʇɐuıƃɐɯı ǝq ’˙lɹıƃ ɯɐǝɹp‘ ʞooqʞɔɐlq ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇɐp ɐ uıʍ plnoɥs noʎ ʎɥʍ ʍouʞ sn ʇǝl oʇ ʍolǝq ʞuıl ǝɥʇ ʞɔılɔ uǝɥʇ 'oǝpıʌ ǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ :ǝldɯıs ǝɹɐ sǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ

¡uɹǝʇuı ƃuıʇǝʞɹɐɯ ʇoɥsʇoɥ ɹno 'ʎlɹɐɔ 'dn ʇsɹıɟ ¿sɹnǝuǝdǝɹʇuǝ ƃunoʎ ǝlqıƃılǝ ɹǝɥʇo ɹno ɟo ǝɯos oʇ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɔnpoɹʇuı ʇou ʎɥʍ 'ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝʍ 'os ˙ǝıʇǝǝʍs ʎɐʍqns s‘ƃɹǝqoɯ ʞɔıɹʇɐd 'pǝǝpuı 'sɐʍ ǝɥs pǝlɐǝʌǝɹ sɐʍ ʇı uǝɥʍ ɯɹoʇs ʎq ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu ʞooʇ ǝllıɯɐɔ uɹǝʇuı lɐıɹoʇıpǝ ɹno 'ʞǝǝʍ sıɥʇ

lɹıƃ ɯɐǝɹp ʞooqʞɔɐlq ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇɐp ɐ uıʍ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʞɔılɔ

’¡lɹıƃ ɯɐǝɹp‘ ʞooqʞɔɐlq ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇɐp ɐ uıʍ ¡dıʇ sʍǝu

yeah this chick is a total butterface. and doesn't she know that fake flowers bring bad luck? TOO LATE!

Nicole Kidman looks plastic.

What's a "glory hole"?

Once I used a glory hole in the subway bathroom at 125th Street and Lexington. I think it was a girl on the other side of the stall wall. I

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Fat?

In most cases, if the boy hangs onto this crush very long, then he's just desperate and obsessive and probably a big loser.

Not to mention, can you imagine if the genders had been reversed? She would have been considered completely desperate and psychotic. But hey it's adorable because it's a nerdy guy...because all nerdy guys get the hot girl in modern fairy tales.

But yeah, please just stop with this story.

THIS STORY NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!

Is this a kind of Keith Richards story without him playing a musical instrument?

Fortunately Keith's daughters took after their mother's looks. Can you just imagine if the genes were reversed? Talk about Angelina Facia Brutte.

As Patsy Cline sang, "I went a walking after midnight on the subways, just a lookin' for you."

some pedophile is stalking some kid on the subway right now at

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There's an interesting meta-story here that I'm surprised no one has commented on. Boy gets crush on girl on first sight is the oldest story in the book. In most cases, if the boy hangs onto this crush very long, then he's just desperate and obsessive and probably a big loser. But, if he holds onto the crush and somehow manages to manipulate the media to get lots and lots and lots of publicity about his crush, well, then he's admired. This is the reason people are dying to get onto humiliating reality shows -- publicity=success in our culture, doesn't it? So this chap, instead of being a desperate loser, is an attractive mate, since he got so much publicity out of the deal. And the whole thing, instead of being creepy, is some kind of romantic cinderella story. Strange world.

yes, a truly amazing story. Nerdy troll boy meets fat chick who likes putting things in her hair. The stuff of fairytales, not.

Might I add that 2girls1cup has less of a puke factor than this story!!

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Oh, I guess it's the waaah-mbulance. Or so says Urban Dictionary.

I want it to be an ambulance that delivers the wham.

What is "Whambulance"? (Somebody tagged...) I am intrigued.

On the other hand if Nicole Kidman was on the subway at three in the morning and I saw her, things would be a lot different.