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Colbert Wags a Finger at Barnes & Noble

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Last night, Stephen Colbert had a reading for his book I Am America (And So Can You) that was full of fans of truthiness and enemies of bears. The Washington Square News reported that the erstwhile maybe-presidential candidate said, "It's time to impregnate this country with my mind."

Unexpected, though, were probably the members of a theatrical anti-war group, Sparkle and Cybil War, who were decked out as "patriotic Texas oil baronesses with patriot missile strap-ons," "bras worn fashionably over their shirts (the better to complement their red and blue fishnets and boas)" and "American flag bandannas," according to Radar. No word if large bags of campaign-finance law-abiding Doritos were present.

If you worried that Colbert doesn't care about other candidates by throwing his hat into the ring, think again. At his 92nd Street Y appearance Tuesday night, Colbert said, "I would love to see a President Huckabee because if our president were named ‘Huckabee,” how bad could anything really seem?… It’d be as if the entire country was animated by Hanna Barbera. Can you imagine the Huckabee Monument?"

Photograph by dietrich on Flickr who notes that the 7PM event was standing room only by 5:30PM

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  • sparkle

    dear readers,

    please note that the Missile Dick Chicks are 100% behind our beloved president, Dubya! We are NOT dirty hippie protesters. Puh-leease! This land is my land, This land is my land, from the Texas oil wells to Alaskan wildlife, if you don't like it, get in the protest pen, This land was made for me & me!

    Luv,

    Sparkle

    The Missile Dick Chicks

    Crawford, TX

  • Rocknrope

    Your point being, dkstar1?

  • dkstar1

    er...wasn't Huckleberry Hound the Hanna Barbera character...

  • trizzlor

    "In accepting corporate money, I promise to respect federal election laws the same way I respect the must-shower-before-swimming law at the Y"

    Colbert is really playing our democratic process for the cheap fiddle it is. The way he's weaving around campaign finance regulations may even be a more potent political statement than the campaign itself.

  • shine

    yay Sparkle and the Missile Dick Chicks!

    http://www.missiledickchicks.net/index.html

  • gossipgirl

    Huckabee.

  • Gregoire

    Just when I think this man is about to totally annoy the hell out of me, he says things that make me laugh out loud.

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